@ discedo

[scimitar]

Oi, oi! Shut the hell up 'bout wantin' a Romania or Bulgaria, we don' need anymore jackasses there!

Or Greece, for that matter!




[...]


Yer shameless attempts at advertisin' are terrible.

Comments

[lefteros]

Is that what you call drawing a crowd?

[scimitar]

I call that...







finesse.

[lefteros]

In doing it wrong, perhaps.

[scimitar]

In doin' it right!! I gotta thwart my mun's efforts somehow, y'know.

[lefteros]

"Somehow" should not mean "poorly". You'd have done better if you had kept your mouth shut.

[Greece is awake, so... too late now.]

[scimitar]

She made me do it!

[lefteros]

You're still doing it.

[scimitar]

Doin' what?




-- See, I'm not doin' it anymore.

[lefteros]

[Shrug.] Think what you want. You're still the worst ventriloquist I've ever seen.