@ discedo

[scimitar]

Oi, oi! Shut the hell up 'bout wantin' a Romania or Bulgaria, we don' need anymore jackasses there!

Or Greece, for that matter!




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Yer shameless attempts at advertisin' are terrible.

Comments

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No, 's called reasons why ya don' sleep in public places: 101.

[warofstraydog]

Wasn' sleepin' in any public place. Yer just all talk and makin' shit up.

[scimitar]

Then obviously ya need to dig a better hole, if ya can still here me in those private quarters.

[warofstraydog]

Or maybe ya need ta just shut yer damn mouth. Make things easier fer the both a us.

I'll help ya by punchin' ya.

*HEAR, WTF HAHAHAHA

[scimitar]

Ya sure? Not sure if they'd do anythin' if I can't feel 'em.

makes fun of you

[warofstraydog]

Don't ya have boxin' today? I have it tomorrow, I could totally kick yer ass.

But why ya even bitchin about not havin us there. Ya don't have us there, so quit yer complain.

HE DID HAVE BOXING TODAY. AND HE LOST ??

[scimitar]

I could though if she keeps at it, an' that's awful to think 'bout!

what a pooface

[warofstraydog]

Don't be an ass. I bet yer cryin and pissin' yer pants without either of us there.

i agree tbh

[scimitar]

I'm celebratin'!

Y'know Greece recently left there? I'm one lucky guy!

bulgaria is gonna get all da gold

[warofstraydog]

...yer lonely then.

[scimitar]

NOT LONELY! I got other people there that are actually worth my time!

[warofstraydog]

Oh yeah? Do they got names or are they jus' some no namies?

[scimitar]

'Course they got names! NAMES WORTH REMEMBERIN'!

[warofstraydog]

Well? Go on then. Name 'least five chums.

1/2

[scimitar]

[DEEP BREATH]

Yuki, Marcy, Sasuke, Ange, Bru--

2/2

[scimitar]

Wait, what the hell! I've got nothin' to prove to ya!

At all!

[warofstraydog]

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

That's only four. They don't exist!

[scimitar]

That's FIVE! I was gonna say FIVE!!

[warofstraydog]

Four!

Just four! Don't cheat!

[scimitar]

I was gonna say...



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Bruce Lee.

[warofstraydog]

Oh bullshit!

[scimitar]

Yep, that's right. Bruce fuckin' Lee.

In awe? I think so.

[warofstraydog]

Bruce Lee is dead ya lyin sack of crap.

[scimitar]

Not when it's 1963, he ain't!

[warofstraydog]

Then why don'tcha go get his autograph huh?

Yer friends so it shouldn't be that much of a hassle, yeah?