@ discedo

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Oi, oi! Shut the hell up 'bout wantin' a Romania or Bulgaria, we don' need anymore jackasses there!

Or Greece, for that matter!




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Yer shameless attempts at advertisin' are terrible.

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you know I was starting to think I'd never use that one!

[rakia]

A terrible idea, and no one would disagree that it's not the first you've had.

i am here for all your scary icon needs

[scimitar]

Uh huh! An' we could always test this out, y'know?

Second opinions be damned an' all.

oh how kind!

[rakia]

[ All you get now is a tight-lipped smile in response. It's kind of creepy.... ]

[scimitar]

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griiiiiiiiiiins???]

[rakia]

[ Rolls up one sleeve. ] You were saying?

[scimitar]

I have no idea! Ya were sayin' some bullshit, so I thought I'd nip it in the bud before it got outta hand.

Unless, ya really do wanna duke it out...♫

[rakia]

[ There's a very brief moment where his expression says, 'isn't that obvious?' ]

I would not want to interrupt your very busy day. I'm sure you have plenty of other people to bother.

[scimitar]

Heyheyhey. Ya already have, may as well stay a while!

[rakia]

How unusually generous for you.

[scimitar]

I'm always generous.

[rakia]

Always in this case meaning never?

[scimitar]

Are ya kiddin' me? Yer welcome to stay in my house anytime!

Provided ya behave yerself, that is.

[rakia]

No thank you, I think I've had quite enough of that for one incredibly long lifetime.

[scimitar]

[it was the best five centuries of your life, bulgaria. admit it.]

But see? I'm generous enough! Not my fault if ya can't appreciate it.

[rakia]

[ Those words will never leave his lips. ]

Some people do not appreciate your brand of generosity.

[scimitar]

Cuz they're stupid.

Ya can borrow more 'a my recipes sometime, eh?

[rakia]

Or prudent.

[ Erk. ] That's all right. I'll keep to my own, thank you.


[ Erk, erk, erk. ]

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Insolent.

Ya sure? Cuz then I can have some 'a MY food when I visit there! An' not jus' the cheap knock-off shit.

[rakia]

Ancient.

I don't ask for my food when I come to see you, so I'm not sure I see why it should be the other way around for you.

[scimitar]

Dainty!

Well, duh, cuz my stuff's way better.

[rakia]

Bloated.

I'm afraid I couldn't agree less.

[scimitar]

Gross!!

Mostly cuz ya stole most my recipes anyway, heheh. You an' Greece are a lot alike in that aspect!

[rakia]

Homely!

That's beside the point. Ami, you must really hate me, comparing me to him.

[scimitar]

D'ya want me to...?

[rakia]

I didn't say that.