@ discedo

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Oi, oi! Shut the hell up 'bout wantin' a Romania or Bulgaria, we don' need anymore jackasses there!

Or Greece, for that matter!




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Yer shameless attempts at advertisin' are terrible.

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what a pooface

[warofstraydog]

Don't be an ass. I bet yer cryin and pissin' yer pants without either of us there.

i agree tbh

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I'm celebratin'!

Y'know Greece recently left there? I'm one lucky guy!

bulgaria is gonna get all da gold

[warofstraydog]

...yer lonely then.

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NOT LONELY! I got other people there that are actually worth my time!

[warofstraydog]

Oh yeah? Do they got names or are they jus' some no namies?

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'Course they got names! NAMES WORTH REMEMBERIN'!

[warofstraydog]

Well? Go on then. Name 'least five chums.

1/2

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[DEEP BREATH]

Yuki, Marcy, Sasuke, Ange, Bru--

2/2

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Wait, what the hell! I've got nothin' to prove to ya!

At all!

[warofstraydog]

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

That's only four. They don't exist!

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That's FIVE! I was gonna say FIVE!!

[warofstraydog]

Four!

Just four! Don't cheat!

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I was gonna say...



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Bruce Lee.

[warofstraydog]

Oh bullshit!

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Yep, that's right. Bruce fuckin' Lee.

In awe? I think so.

[warofstraydog]

Bruce Lee is dead ya lyin sack of crap.

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Not when it's 1963, he ain't!

[warofstraydog]

Then why don'tcha go get his autograph huh?

Yer friends so it shouldn't be that much of a hassle, yeah?

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[...]

Okay. I will.

[warofstraydog]

I'm waitin.

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He's not here right now.

[warofstraydog]

That's the shittiest excuse I ever heard.

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It's a fuckin' amazin' excuse that means ya have to buy it.

Take it.

[warofstraydog]

I hope a raptor eats yer face.

Mun told me ya had raptors in yer place.

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Raptors--?

[... oh.]

Hell yes I do. We train' 'em so they'll fight with us an' then ride 'em home once the battle's won!