@ discedo

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Oi, oi! Shut the hell up 'bout wantin' a Romania or Bulgaria, we don' need anymore jackasses there!

Or Greece, for that matter!




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Yer shameless attempts at advertisin' are terrible.

Comments

[rakia]

[ It hurts because it's sort of true. ]

That depends on what kind of company you want to keep....

[scimitar]

I only keep the best company. 'S why none 'a the aforementioned are included!

[rakia]

Even though you keep speaking, I can't seem to understand what you're saying.

[scimitar]

Whaaaat? Should I use smaller words?

[rakia]

If that will make it easier for you, please do. [ Soft 'ch. ]

[scimitar]

I'm perfectly fine with speakin'! It's you that needs to clean the dirt outta his ears!

[rakia]

Dirt? There is no dirt. [ Waving this off. ] Not in my ears. I do see something ugly though, maybe in my eyes then.

[scimitar]

Y'know what? Maybe I can fix yer ears 'n eyes somethin' quick with a punch to the head.

[rakia]

That doesn't sound like such a good idea.

THAT FACE. SO SCARY.

[scimitar]

It's startin' to sound like a brilliant one to me.

you know I was starting to think I'd never use that one!

[rakia]

A terrible idea, and no one would disagree that it's not the first you've had.

i am here for all your scary icon needs

[scimitar]

Uh huh! An' we could always test this out, y'know?

Second opinions be damned an' all.

oh how kind!

[rakia]

[ All you get now is a tight-lipped smile in response. It's kind of creepy.... ]

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griiiiiiiiiiins???]

[rakia]

[ Rolls up one sleeve. ] You were saying?

[scimitar]

I have no idea! Ya were sayin' some bullshit, so I thought I'd nip it in the bud before it got outta hand.

Unless, ya really do wanna duke it out...♫

[rakia]

[ There's a very brief moment where his expression says, 'isn't that obvious?' ]

I would not want to interrupt your very busy day. I'm sure you have plenty of other people to bother.

[scimitar]

Heyheyhey. Ya already have, may as well stay a while!

[rakia]

How unusually generous for you.

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I'm always generous.

[rakia]

Always in this case meaning never?

[scimitar]

Are ya kiddin' me? Yer welcome to stay in my house anytime!

Provided ya behave yerself, that is.

[rakia]

No thank you, I think I've had quite enough of that for one incredibly long lifetime.

[scimitar]

[it was the best five centuries of your life, bulgaria. admit it.]

But see? I'm generous enough! Not my fault if ya can't appreciate it.

[rakia]

[ Those words will never leave his lips. ]

Some people do not appreciate your brand of generosity.