Oh Meet The Pyro. Bringing out all the fun castmates...

[not_onyourside]

NON! I do not want to sit here and chat with all zhe new Pyros.

Eet will not be Character Development or whatever nonsense word you are zhrowing around. Eet ees virtual suicide and I will have no part een eet.

Comments

[not_onyourside]

Eet ees force of habit! I cannot help eet.

[sentryslinger]

Maybe you'll think about that next time you want my help.

[not_onyourside]

I am not flipping knives now.

[sentryslinger]

That don't mean ya won't do it later.

[not_onyourside]

We are not on duty. I have no need to kill you.

[sentryslinger]

That ain't really convincin' me to help you any.

[not_onyourside]

I am not touching any of your zhings. Zhat ees good right?

[sentryslinger]

For now. I'm pretty sure one of my sentries is still missing, though.

[not_onyourside]

Ah. Tyrone. He has been painted and upgraded. He ees een good hands.

[sentryslinger]

T- Tyrone? Upgraded? Just what have you been doin' to my gun?

[not_onyourside]

I painted eet red. And polished eet and eet keeps watch over my room.

Also eet shoots bubbles.

Why?

[sentryslinger]

[Burying his face in his Gunslinger now.]

That's not what it was built to do.

[not_onyourside]

But eets so cute! And zhen I know eef someone ees getting too close to my room.

[Be careful with that robot hand Engie. It's kind of freaking Spy out a little bit.]

[sentryslinger]

I don't see how bubbles are gonna protect ya from intruders.

[not_onyourside]

Eet ees just to alert me. I do not want to shoot my own teammates after all.

[sentryslinger]

Then why the bubbles at all?

[not_onyourside]

I like bubbles.

[sentryslinger]

[He rubs his head. There's no arguing with these Spies.]

I guess y'all can just keep that one for now. It'd be almost more work fixin' it than it is to build another one.

[And he doesn't want to have to destroy his poor sentry like that.]

[not_onyourside]

Zhank you. I will take good care of eet.

[Not that he was going to give it back if Engie asked.]

[sentryslinger]

Yeah. You do that.

[He didn't think so.]

[not_onyourside]

I will. I take good care of my zhings.

[sentryslinger]

If you take half as good of care of it as you do those suits y'all wear, I'll know it's in good hands.

[not_onyourside]

Why does everyone say zhat? What ees so wrong wez wearing suits?

[sentryslinger]

I didn't mean anything by it. Just that you take good care of your suits is all, even on the battlefield.

[not_onyourside]

I do try. Zhey are important to me. As your constructs are to you.