Oh Meet The Pyro. Bringing out all the fun castmates...

[not_onyourside]

NON! I do not want to sit here and chat with all zhe new Pyros.

Eet will not be Character Development or whatever nonsense word you are zhrowing around. Eet ees virtual suicide and I will have no part een eet.

Comments

[sentryslinger]

That's one way of puttin' it, but he's not a bad guy deep down.

[not_onyourside]

I am not going to sit and have a friendly chat wez zhe man. He's done enough damage to my cars and property wezzout getting worked up and doing zhe same to my face.

[sentryslinger]

It's probably for the best. Just try not to make him too mad if he shows up around these parts.

[not_onyourside]

I try not to talk to him. Zhough he has been quiet as of late. I assume he ees blowing somezzing up for zhe holiday.

[sentryslinger]

Knowin' Solly? Probably. This is one of his favorite holidays.

[not_onyourside]

I fail to see how he celebrates zhe country he loves by blowing up pieces of eet.

[sentryslinger]

I guess it's like a lot of people don't get why you'd wear a suit on the battlefield. There are some things you're just not meant to know the answer to, unfortunately. You've just gotta trust that's how it works.

[not_onyourside]

I zhink he just likes watching zhings explode.

[sentryslinger]

I'm sure that's a part of it. It'd explain why he and Demoman get along so well.

[not_onyourside]

Zhat ees true. At least someone can distract him from lurking around zhe base and giving speeches to whoever he happens to come across.

[sentryslinger]

I'm guessin' those are harder for a foreigner like yourself to avoid.

[not_onyourside]

I zhink he seeks me out for such zhings. As eef I do not know anyzzing about zhis country. He seems to not realize I have lived here for nearly a decade, I'm aware of holidays and customs.

[And he's aware that he needs to avoid him on the 4th of July or he'll get apple pie shoved down his throat.]

[sentryslinger]

If nothing else, you've got your own skills on your side there, bein' a Spy and all. You oughtta be pretty good at hidin' by now.

[not_onyourside]

I most certainly am. And I can wait at zhe base hoping zhat he blows himself eento pieces lighting fireworks een his helmet or some ozzer insanity.

[sentryslinger]

Just remember that he's a part of your team, Spy. You'd be a lot easier to fight without him. Too easy, probably.

[And that's coming from the guy whose machines are blown up by RED Soldier on a daily basis.]

[not_onyourside]

I suppose we always need someone willing to stand een front of bullets and distract zhe ozzer team. I am not saying he ees not useful, just zhat he ees very loud and I would like to actually get some sleep once een a while.

[sentryslinger]

Have ya tried changin' rooms?

[not_onyourside]

I am not sure where on zhe base would be sufficiently far enough away. I live next to Demo and zhe storage room. At least one side ees quiet.

[sentryslinger]

Can you trade with anyone? Or if nothin' else, you could maybe swap with the storage room. That'd put one more between you and your Demoman.

[not_onyourside]

Zhen I'd be next to Scout. I cannot win.

-- Why are you suddenly so concerned for my wellbeing?

[That's suspicious Engie.]

[sentryslinger]

Just makin' conversation. It's not like we're on the battlefield at the moment.

[And he doesn't have any of his gadgets out for you sap. He's still not all that pleased about Tyrone, though.]

[not_onyourside]

Hmm. I suppose zhat ees true. Zhough most would not be so charitable.

[sentryslinger]

A lot of us don't take too kindly to Spies, though most of the fellas I've seen around here haven't been too bad.

[not_onyourside]

Understandable.

Zhere has been an influx of us lately. I suppose less attention off of me so I may do as I wish wezzout many distractions.

[sentryslinger]

Now that's lookin' at the bright side. Sort of.

[He's hoping that Spy doing as he wishes doesn't include fooling with his contraptions.]