Oh Meet The Pyro. Bringing out all the fun castmates...

[not_onyourside]

NON! I do not want to sit here and chat with all zhe new Pyros.

Eet will not be Character Development or whatever nonsense word you are zhrowing around. Eet ees virtual suicide and I will have no part een eet.

Comments

[hasstandards]

Best watch your tail, mate. Even some of the ones on our side are completely mental.

[not_onyourside]

I already know zhat!

I do not want to be here.

[hasstandards]

Well, you're here now. I don't expect your mundane will let you leave. They never do.

[not_onyourside]

Zhe mundane ees very stubborn. I assume I am stuck here.

[hasstandards]

Maybe we oughtta just hole up somewhere. Wait until all this dies down.

[schrodingerscat]

[ COME HERE ANGEL I HAVE A LOLLIPOP FOR YOU ♥♥♥♥ ]

[not_onyourside]

[AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Ahem. He can handle this. He's fine. Everything is fine.]

Do you want somezzing?

[not_onyourside]

I zhink we should leave zhe country. I have heard Rio ees lovely zhis time of year.

[hasstandards]

I don't even know where that is.

[not_onyourside]

Brazil.

Souzh America.

[Wait. This is Sniper. Better get even more specific. He points in a vaguely southern direction.]

A few zhousand miles zhat way.

[hasstandards]

By the time we got down there, we'd end up havin' to come back. I don't think measures are that drastic.

[not_onyourside]

You are not zhe one zhey enjoy setting on fire.

[hasstandards]

Alright, so maybe they are that drastic. At least there aren't a lot of BLU ones around here.

[Not that the RED ones are any saner at times.]

[not_onyourside]

Even one ees too many.

[hasstandards]

That one isn't so bad, honestly. So long as you behave.

[not_onyourside]

Eet tried to keep me as a pet. I'd prefer to avoid zhat experience.

[And probably would have force fed him cupcakes or something if she hadn't wandered off.]

[hasstandards]

[He's trying to wipe that smirk off his face.]

And least she would've kept you warm.

[not_onyourside]

Zhat ees not funny.

[hasstandards]

And I'll bet the two of you could talk about masks. You've got that much in common.

[sentryslinger]

At least most of 'em are on your side, right?

[not_onyourside]

...

You are not my favorite person right now.

[not_onyourside]

Zhat does not seem to matter to zhem.

[hasstandards]

Oh, come on. I'll bet we could glue a horn to your head and you could be the pony from the film.

[And now he's laughing.]

[not_onyourside]

[Oh how he hates you.]

I do not want to match your dog eared jacket.

[hasstandards]

I don't blame ya there, but don't worry. I'll bet you'll warm up to the idea pretty quick when you see what good care you're gonna receive from your new best mate.

[Such a good friend.]