Oh Meet The Pyro. Bringing out all the fun castmates...

[not_onyourside]

NON! I do not want to sit here and chat with all zhe new Pyros.

Eet will not be Character Development or whatever nonsense word you are zhrowing around. Eet ees virtual suicide and I will have no part een eet.

Comments

[sentryslinger]

As they will in a few months? You plannin' on makin' things worse for yourself?

[not_onyourside]

Non! I am doing nozzing. Eet ees my mundane who ees doing horrid zhings to me for her amusement. Zhe sadist.

[sentryslinger]

Like what? Surely it ain't nothin' you can't get out of.

[not_onyourside]

Like being part octopus.

[He looks absolutely thrilled.]

[sentryslinger]

Octopus? Is that even possible?

[not_onyourside]

Apparently.

[Sulk.]

I told you, zhe world ees a horrid place.

[sentryslinger]

Come on, that octopus thing your mun's puttin' you through doesn't outweigh all the good of the world, now does it?

[not_onyourside]

Eet might. I happen to enjoy having legs. Zhey are useful. I like zhem.

[sentryslinger]

Then ya might like havin' eight even more.

[not_onyourside]

I do not zhink zhat ees how eet works. How will I walk wez eight of zhem?

[sentryslinger]

I'm sure you'll figure it out. If a centipede can walk with a hundred, you oughtta be able to handle eight just fine. You're smarter than a centipede, ain'tcha?

[not_onyourside]

A centipede does not live een zhe water. And an Octopus floats razzer zhan walks, I cannot float on land.