Like everyone else...Meet the Pyro commentary.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

So zhat is how zhe Pyro sees zhe vorld. It is even stranger zhan I could heff imagined. So long as it is our Pyro und not zhe BLU one ... I can handle zhat. Just keep zhe ozher one far avay from me as possible, zhank you very much. Zhe smell of burning flesh und clozhing is one I vould like to forget about.

Zhis does explain vhy he is just so happy all of zhe time, zhough. If I vere in a delusional fantasy vorld, I vould be zhat happy, too! But some of us heff to live in reality, you know, und deal vizh everyone dying constantly! Ach...Vell, nevermind zhat. At least now I heff ... insight into zhe Pyro's mindset. It does not ease my mind at all, but vhat vould?

Seeing zhe BLU Medic cower in fear like zhat vas hilarious, zhough. If anyone deserves to feel zhat kind of fear, it is him. Schadenfreude ist die shönste freude!

Comments

[hasstandards]

To be frank, Doc, I'm not sure the BLU one don't see it like that, too.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Oh, I know he probably does, but so long as I am not on zhe receiving end of it...

[hasstandards]

I think we can agree there. Better them gettin' burnt alive than us.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

I prefer any ozher mezhod of deazh, really. At least zhen I do not heff to smell burnt skin und hair for a veek aftervard.

[hasstandards]

I don't know, Doc. I've always thought drowning would be right awful.

[pyromaniacal]

[Ferocious nodding in agreement. Or something.]

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

...

So you agree? I zhink?

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

It is up zhere, ja, but zhere is no lingering stench involved.

[hasstandards]

How you can smell anything over that disinfectant stuff, I'll never know. I'll take burnt skin any day.

[pyromaniacal]

Mrrh mprrphm mphmhh! Mph, mm mphrh. Mmmhphh!!!

[Gesticulating as he has this very deep conversation with his friend Medic.]

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

I do not even smell zhe disinfectant anymore. You get used to smells, you know. Burnt skin und hair, zhough? Zhat smell stays in everyzhing.

[hasstandards]

You get used to it, too.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

[Well, Pyro gets a pat on the shoulder.]

Er, ja. Zhat is good. Sehr gut!

[notintehkitchen]

Does Sensei not like cute things?

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

You vould zhink, but nein. Do you know how many burns I heff bozh treated und suffered? ... Und sometimes inflicted, but zhat has nozhing to do vizh zhe current conversation!

[pyromaniacal]

[MEDIC IS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. He smiles, not like that can be seen, giving the man a thumbs up.

That thumb has a shred of crusted flesh on it. Pyro flicks the little sparkle mote off his finger. :)]

[hasstandards]

A lot, I'm sure. S'not like I've not been lit on fire my fair share, Doc.

[Though probably not as much as everybody-aim-for-that-guy Medic.]

Wait, inflicted?

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Accidents happen! [His scientific experiments were pretty weird, after all, if the Spy's head in his fridge told us anything.]

But at least you do not heff to deal vizh zhe entire BLU team constantly trying to kill you first. You are a secondary target, at best.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

[... Oh ew. Medic had a tolerance for things like that, but that was almost too much for him.]

Maybe you should go get your suit cleaned up, ja?

[hasstandards]

It comes with the territory of keepin' a low profile.

You know what you need? A rifle with bullets that heal.

[pyromaniacal]

[He blinks. But it was just one of those fluffy moving sparkle things. Then with a shrug, figuring he should listen to the doctor, he strolls on off to the showers.]

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

... Isn't zhat vhat my crossbow is? Not bullets, but close enough. It also pisses off zhe enemy Spy, vhich is somezhing I take great joy in.

[hasstandards]

Right, but that's not somethin' you can use from that long a range. You need a more accurate weapon. Precise.

[Beautiful. Like a rifle.]

[schrodingerscat]

[ IT'S AN ANGEL c'mere... ]

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

It is precise enough. If I am too far...vell, zhen everyone dies und sentries stay up. I do like zhe "staying alive" part of it, zhough.