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So zhat is how zhe Pyro sees zhe vorld. It is even stranger zhan I could heff imagined. So long as it is our Pyro und not zhe BLU one ... I can handle zhat. Just keep zhe ozher one far avay from me as possible, zhank you very much. Zhe smell of burning flesh und clozhing is one I vould like to forget about.

Zhis does explain vhy he is just so happy all of zhe time, zhough. If I vere in a delusional fantasy vorld, I vould be zhat happy, too! But some of us heff to live in reality, you know, und deal vizh everyone dying constantly! Ach...Vell, nevermind zhat. At least now I heff ... insight into zhe Pyro's mindset. It does not ease my mind at all, but vhat vould?

Seeing zhe BLU Medic cower in fear like zhat vas hilarious, zhough. If anyone deserves to feel zhat kind of fear, it is him. Schadenfreude ist die shönste freude!

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So you agree? I zhink?

[pyromaniacal]

Mrrh mprrphm mphmhh! Mph, mm mphrh. Mmmhphh!!!

[Gesticulating as he has this very deep conversation with his friend Medic.]

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[Well, Pyro gets a pat on the shoulder.]

Er, ja. Zhat is good. Sehr gut!

[pyromaniacal]

[MEDIC IS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. He smiles, not like that can be seen, giving the man a thumbs up.

That thumb has a shred of crusted flesh on it. Pyro flicks the little sparkle mote off his finger. :)]

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[... Oh ew. Medic had a tolerance for things like that, but that was almost too much for him.]

Maybe you should go get your suit cleaned up, ja?

[pyromaniacal]

[He blinks. But it was just one of those fluffy moving sparkle things. Then with a shrug, figuring he should listen to the doctor, he strolls on off to the showers.]

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... Zhat vas easier zhan normal. [He breathes a sigh of relief and goes about his usual business.]