Like everyone else...Meet the Pyro commentary.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

So zhat is how zhe Pyro sees zhe vorld. It is even stranger zhan I could heff imagined. So long as it is our Pyro und not zhe BLU one ... I can handle zhat. Just keep zhe ozher one far avay from me as possible, zhank you very much. Zhe smell of burning flesh und clozhing is one I vould like to forget about.

Zhis does explain vhy he is just so happy all of zhe time, zhough. If I vere in a delusional fantasy vorld, I vould be zhat happy, too! But some of us heff to live in reality, you know, und deal vizh everyone dying constantly! Ach...Vell, nevermind zhat. At least now I heff ... insight into zhe Pyro's mindset. It does not ease my mind at all, but vhat vould?

Seeing zhe BLU Medic cower in fear like zhat vas hilarious, zhough. If anyone deserves to feel zhat kind of fear, it is him. Schadenfreude ist die shönste freude!

Comments

[hasstandards]

[The aforementioned irritation is blinding him to that.]

I'm startin' to think you're not a Medic at all, but a Spy. You're certainly not a professional.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

I am not vorking right now, so I feel no need to act professional. Not zhat I do not take my vork seriously or anyzhing, but...You are just so easy to vork up. You should know zhat.

[hasstandards]

[He takes a deep, slow breath, quelling his nerves.]

So I've been told.

And just how do you keep your job when you don't take it seriously?

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

I do take it seriously. Zhat und I am good at vhat I do...Plus it is difficult to find a combat medic zhat is villing und able...und eager to kill as vell as heal.

[hasstandards]

Hn. Combat Medic.

[Have a sneer with that.]

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Better zhat I can defend myself zhan to be helpless if I am ever left alone.

[hasstandards]

There's a difference in defendin' yourself for survival and bein' eager for the kill, Doc.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Vhat can I say? Healing is not quite as revarding. I am not going to apologize for having my preferences. [Medic laughs once again.] You are not one to be lecturing someone on killing, are you, Herr Sniper?

[hasstandards]

You're a doctor. Leave the assassinations to the experts.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

I vill still kill vhen given zhe opportunity. You should know zhat by now.

[hasstandards]

And that's why I'm startin' to question your mental stability.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Starting to? [He puts a hand on his own face and starts laughing.] You zhink I vould be doing zhis job if I vere not at least a little bit insane?!

[hasstandards]

Alright. I'm startin' to question your mental stability even more than I already was. How's that?

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Better. Do you really zhink zhat anyone you vork vizh, or even yourself, is truly stable? Anyone who kills for a living is missing a few screws, na ja.

[hasstandards]

I wouldn't put me on the same level as you, no. I'm a professional, not some whackjob what belongs in an institution.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

[He looks offended.] I do not belong in an institution, zhank you very much. I am still capable...just a little off. No harm in zhat. [A lot of harm in the other things he did.]

[hasstandards]

I think I'm going to have to agree to disagree with ya, there.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

I get zhe job done, I keep you und zhe ozhers from dying too much, und I deal vizh everyzhing else you all feel zhe need to bozher me about.

I am functional. You lose your mind after dealing vizh ozher people's problems for so long. Do not even get me started on how I lost my license. [He laughs.] Zhat one is a long story!

[hasstandards]

One I don't care to hear, thank you. I already question your position as a doctor enough.