Like everyone else...Meet the Pyro commentary.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

So zhat is how zhe Pyro sees zhe vorld. It is even stranger zhan I could heff imagined. So long as it is our Pyro und not zhe BLU one ... I can handle zhat. Just keep zhe ozher one far avay from me as possible, zhank you very much. Zhe smell of burning flesh und clozhing is one I vould like to forget about.

Zhis does explain vhy he is just so happy all of zhe time, zhough. If I vere in a delusional fantasy vorld, I vould be zhat happy, too! But some of us heff to live in reality, you know, und deal vizh everyone dying constantly! Ach...Vell, nevermind zhat. At least now I heff ... insight into zhe Pyro's mindset. It does not ease my mind at all, but vhat vould?

Seeing zhe BLU Medic cower in fear like zhat vas hilarious, zhough. If anyone deserves to feel zhat kind of fear, it is him. Schadenfreude ist die shönste freude!

Comments

[pocketsurgeon]

Vell it seems zat only RED's get featured ein zese videos. So you should enjoy it vhile you can. Soon enuff you vill be back on ze field und it von't be very funny anymore.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

RED is clearly superior, zhen. [A laugh.] Of course I vill enjoy it until zhe inevitable painful deazhs happen again. Zhe same vill happen to you, naturlich.

[pocketsurgeon]

Zat ist nicht vat ze evidence suggests. But if you vant to jump to illogical conclusions, I von't stop you.