Like everyone else...Meet the Pyro commentary.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

So zhat is how zhe Pyro sees zhe vorld. It is even stranger zhan I could heff imagined. So long as it is our Pyro und not zhe BLU one ... I can handle zhat. Just keep zhe ozher one far avay from me as possible, zhank you very much. Zhe smell of burning flesh und clozhing is one I vould like to forget about.

Zhis does explain vhy he is just so happy all of zhe time, zhough. If I vere in a delusional fantasy vorld, I vould be zhat happy, too! But some of us heff to live in reality, you know, und deal vizh everyone dying constantly! Ach...Vell, nevermind zhat. At least now I heff ... insight into zhe Pyro's mindset. It does not ease my mind at all, but vhat vould?

Seeing zhe BLU Medic cower in fear like zhat vas hilarious, zhough. If anyone deserves to feel zhat kind of fear, it is him. Schadenfreude ist die shönste freude!

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[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Our Spy seems to find his back more often zhan not.

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Und he loses his head a lot, does he not? [Laughing. It's funny when it's not happening to him!]

[sentryslinger]

[That reaction is a little unsettling.]

I wouldn't say you come out of every battle unscathed either, you know.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

[Everything about him is a little unsettling. Comes with the "delightfully crazy" territory.]

Vell, no, but who does? You are constantly having to rebuild your nest vhen ve destroy it. Not "if", you notice.

I cannot even begin to count zhe many vays I heff been killed or ozhervise maimed. Zhe more it happens, zhe more fun it is to help kill you dummkopfs. Or do it myself.

[sentryslinger]

There's got to be a balance somewhere, Medic. Sure, y'all come around and blow up my contraptions, and we do the same to you. We'd all be in a lot of trouble if one team was that much better than the other.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Trouble? Nein, it vould just mean maybe zhis var vould finally end und I could take a break.

[sentryslinger]

You might be able to do that, but some of us won't be as happy when we're out of a job.