Like everyone else...Meet the Pyro commentary.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

So zhat is how zhe Pyro sees zhe vorld. It is even stranger zhan I could heff imagined. So long as it is our Pyro und not zhe BLU one ... I can handle zhat. Just keep zhe ozher one far avay from me as possible, zhank you very much. Zhe smell of burning flesh und clozhing is one I vould like to forget about.

Zhis does explain vhy he is just so happy all of zhe time, zhough. If I vere in a delusional fantasy vorld, I vould be zhat happy, too! But some of us heff to live in reality, you know, und deal vizh everyone dying constantly! Ach...Vell, nevermind zhat. At least now I heff ... insight into zhe Pyro's mindset. It does not ease my mind at all, but vhat vould?

Seeing zhe BLU Medic cower in fear like zhat vas hilarious, zhough. If anyone deserves to feel zhat kind of fear, it is him. Schadenfreude ist die shönste freude!

Comments

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Zhe Pyro gets bored of babysitting zhe Engineer's zhings. He vill tag along vizh me und zhe Heavy more often zhan not.

[hasstandards]

Nice to know you need two babysitters.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Don't be such a baby about zhis. [Mocking? Why yes.] Zhere is a reason you heff no friends und live in a van.

[hasstandards]

[He doesn't like that tone at allllll.]

I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to do my job. And as for my car, it's practical.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

[No one does.]

You may not vant to piss off your teammates, eizher. It vill make doing your job just zhat much easier, na ja.

[hasstandards]

I didn't ask for your opinion, you know.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

But you opened yourself up for it.

[hasstandards]

That doesn't mean I care much for your advice, Doc.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Vell, too bad. Vhezher you use it or not, you are getting it.

[hasstandards]

Don't ya think that's a waste of breath? Or time? Or anything, really.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

I do heff anyzhing better to do right now und you could valk avay at any time! [His tone is so sing-song.]

[hasstandards]

I don't see why I oughtta do that. We can have a civil conversation.

[In other words, he's stubborn and not leaving just because you suggested it.]

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

But zhat is not as much fun.

You are also too stubborn for your own good, you know.

[hasstandards]

And why do you say that?

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Oh, I need a reason now? [He laughs.] For one, your inability to accept help. For anozher, zhis conversation.

[hasstandards]

S'not that I can't accept help. It's that I don't need yours.

[Or anyone's. Nope. He's got no problems working with others.]

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Do not need it! [He laughs again.] Oh, you are going to kill me like zhat!

[hasstandards]

[The laughter is clearly grating on his nerves as his lineface gives way to something laced with irritation.]

You can knock it off any time, you know.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

[Excellent.]

Ja, I know zhat, but I do not vant to. [lolololol. He's in full-on trolling mode.]

[hasstandards]

[The aforementioned irritation is blinding him to that.]

I'm startin' to think you're not a Medic at all, but a Spy. You're certainly not a professional.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

I am not vorking right now, so I feel no need to act professional. Not zhat I do not take my vork seriously or anyzhing, but...You are just so easy to vork up. You should know zhat.

[hasstandards]

[He takes a deep, slow breath, quelling his nerves.]

So I've been told.

And just how do you keep your job when you don't take it seriously?

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

I do take it seriously. Zhat und I am good at vhat I do...Plus it is difficult to find a combat medic zhat is villing und able...und eager to kill as vell as heal.

[hasstandards]

Hn. Combat Medic.

[Have a sneer with that.]

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Better zhat I can defend myself zhan to be helpless if I am ever left alone.