On AIM conversations and bad jokes about closet fashionistas and in-your-face hipsters.

[chronomancer]

oh for crying out loud wwoman
its not as if you knoww all the shit ivve been through or anythi
oh wwait
you do
an noww you wwant to swweet talk me into something wwe both knoww i wwill regret evven more than pretty much evverything else in my shitty life thus far
congratulations thats saying something considering all the concentrated suck ivve had to shovvel out of the wway

[Mun mutters something, almost soothing.]

the only eridan ampora im wwilling to meet is the future past me that wwill prevvent you from evven making this account in the first place
so there
enjoy this horrible stupid doomed timeline while it lasts

[Mun snickers and mutters something else.]

orphaner dualwwhat?
wwho the hell is that?
oh right someone else i dont care or wwant to meet
right

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

guess theres no real point in discussin it though huh
wwe pretty much knoww howw much wwe both fuckin suck from experience
...
wwere you evver happy at least

[chronomancer]

wwhat?

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh sorry i didnt realize id just asked the most complicated fuckin question you evver did hear
but i cant make it any more fuckin straightforwward noww can i
just flippin answwer me wwill you

[chronomancer]

shut up
im thinkin
an i guess chattin with jade wasnt so bad
but wwe wwere both kinda screwwed by time so happy is not really wwhat youd call it
yeah not happy but it wwas almost okay after a wwhile
wwhich says a lot about the rest i guess
just didnt havve the time for anythin better evven if i had wwanted it
so no
i wwas alwways too busy tryin to keep my head from explodin ovver some stupid stable timeloop

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell
i cant say i didnt expect that
okay wwould pretty much be the wway id describe myself at my best too
so
ugh
isnt jade that human girl though

[chronomancer]

yeah hes the wwitch a time
an a course the wwitch and the mage get the damn same useless powwers of shit that only fuck up things wworse each time theyre used
so i suppose youd say he wwas my friend

[caligulas_aquarium]

he
i thought the jade human wwas a girl
unless this is more fucked up alternate univverse bullshit i dunno
still
good goin
if you evven had one friend you did good
thats all ill say

[chronomancer]

wwhy?
because i bonded wwith someone ovver how much being the hero a time fuckin sucks an nothin ever wworks out like you wwant it to?
because i dont think he wwould really be my friend otherwwise

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwould you rather havve died completely alone
hated by evveryone platonically
i get your timeline fuckin sucked but
mine wwas really no better
in the grand scheme a things wwe didnt all die
maybe some a them got out alivve after i died for wwhat it wwas wworth so ovverall it wwas good but for other people
for us it nevver got better
it nevver wwill

[chronomancer]

wwait
does
does that mean youre dead?

[caligulas_aquarium]

...
yeah
i did some fucked up things i really regret an got culled for it

[chronomancer]

oh
im sorry to hear that

[caligulas_aquarium]

dont be
i dont wwant your pity
chances are if you kneww wwhat happened youd hate me too
trust me i knoww

[chronomancer]

yes eridan
remind me howw much a fuckin douche you are
i nevver screwwed up myself
alwways fleww right through the stupid game with a perfect score to showw for
oh
right
i Scratched the session and pretty much doomed evveryone wwho wwasnt already dead to nonexistence
im sorry not evveryone can screww up that badly

[caligulas_aquarium]

look im not tryin to say compared to wwhat any other eridan did i am the one wwho fucked up the most
i just think that despite wwhat you did it wwouldnt make you feel any less pissed towwards me for killin fef

...and this is where I wish I were playing Violetescence-verse too. OTL

[chronomancer]

that
depends entirely on wwhy you did that

this is where i wish i knew why cause before seein you and teal!fef i had no idea what RDV was OTLx2

[caligulas_aquarium]

i dont mean this in a snobby highblood kinda wway
cause i knoww for sure if i dont fuckin explain myself before sayin this youd assume im bein a prick
wwhich most times wwould be true
but
as a jadeblood
you simply wwouldnt get it

XD

[chronomancer]

gog
youre like captor only wworse
because im inclined to believve you
can you at least tell me if it wwas for a good reason?





[here and here and here]

TY!

[caligulas_aquarium]

no it wwasnt
i succumbed to the anger an hatred my blood brought about wwithin me an sent me off the deep end
i didnt kill sol but i sure as hell fucked him up twwo wways from forevver
fef got really upset an wwent for me
an

[Hesitant...]

after her
kan too
then i just ran

1/2 np ;) dsgljsdhlgkjdf whoops

[chronomancer]

[excuse him while he FACEPALMS.

A LOT.

POTENTIALLY BASHING HIS HEAD INTO THE KEYBOARD NOW]

[chronomancer]

Good Job

THE ACCOUNT FAIL...ITS SPREADING

[caligulas_aquarium]

guess you could call it that
good job at fuckin up at least

it's everywhere, EVERYWHERE! /thriller music in the bg

[chronomancer]

yeah i could
i am
shit