On AIM conversations and bad jokes about closet fashionistas and in-your-face hipsters.

[chronomancer]

oh for crying out loud wwoman
its not as if you knoww all the shit ivve been through or anythi
oh wwait
you do
an noww you wwant to swweet talk me into something wwe both knoww i wwill regret evven more than pretty much evverything else in my shitty life thus far
congratulations thats saying something considering all the concentrated suck ivve had to shovvel out of the wway

[Mun mutters something, almost soothing.]

the only eridan ampora im wwilling to meet is the future past me that wwill prevvent you from evven making this account in the first place
so there
enjoy this horrible stupid doomed timeline while it lasts

[Mun snickers and mutters something else.]

orphaner dualwwhat?
wwho the hell is that?
oh right someone else i dont care or wwant to meet
right

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[tortileghostwriter]

well now youve only made me curious about what you intend to refer to
in a face to face conversation i suppose that here is where i would give you something of a look and begin tapping my foot in impatience

spill ampora

[chronomancer]

i
dont think thats a really good idea
at all

[tortileghostwriter]

[see icon

he knows you can see this, eridan, so come on.]

[chronomancer]

[Nice, Eridan. Well done. Excuse him while he facepalms for a moment, because really it's like he only opens his mouth to stick his foot in it. Now. To be smooth. Real smooth. Yes.]

wwhat
so wwhen i wwant you to listen you dont
but wwhen i dont wwant to talk you do wwant to listen?


[...perfect deflection, amirite?]

[tortileghostwriter]

i take issue with you being needlessly cagey with information that appears to have some measure of significance as opposed to wasting my time with meaningless statements

the same annoyance fuels it

[chronomancer]

im not "cagey" as you say
i just havve to wworry about other things beyond your convvenience
an really wwhen it comes to convvenience there is nothin more convvenient than listenin to me
not that you wwould know since you are alwways too busy bein annoyed to listen to fuckin Sense

[tortileghostwriter]

quoth the time traveler whose strategy is limited to the no doubt vaunted trick of bringing a shovel

[chronomancer]

fuck you lalonde
fuck you with a Shovvel

[tortileghostwriter]

that statement makes your advice to strider somewhat horrifying in retrospect
think of the SCANDAL eridan

[chronomancer]

[BRB, SCREAMING IN FRUSTRATION.]

wwhat
no
shut up lalonde
just fuckin Shut Up
wwhy cant you just do as youre told?
make mine and jades livves easier in one swwoop
evver thought a that?

[tortileghostwriter]

you should know as well as any that its simply not in my nature

[chronomancer]

wwait
does that mean there is some mythical bein that knowws wwhat your nature actually Is?

[tortileghostwriter]

potentially
there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in our philosophy after all

[chronomancer]

[A moment. And then, realization:]

wwhy are wwe evven talkin about this
howw did wwe evven get here

[tortileghostwriter]

you tell me

[chronomancer]

[STRIIIIIIIIIIIII I MEAN, LALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDE!]

i asked first

[tortileghostwriter]

thats nice

[GUESS HOW MANY FUCKS HE GIVES?]

[chronomancer]

that means you answwer first lalonde

[tortileghostwriter]

does it now

[chronomancer]

[You make him so eloquent, David.]

yes

[tortileghostwriter]

[good, he can only hope to spread that.]

its a tangent eridan
an aside
a wondrous little jaunt through conversational terrain of no consequence whatsoever

[chronomancer]

then wwhats the damn point a havin this convversation at all

[tortileghostwriter]

for the hell of it primarily

[chronomancer]

...you knoww
sometimes
i think i hate you so much
im awwed its platonic

[tortileghostwriter]

and then you design outfits for me anyway
what a sport you are