On AIM conversations and bad jokes about closet fashionistas and in-your-face hipsters.

[chronomancer]

oh for crying out loud wwoman
its not as if you knoww all the shit ivve been through or anythi
oh wwait
you do
an noww you wwant to swweet talk me into something wwe both knoww i wwill regret evven more than pretty much evverything else in my shitty life thus far
congratulations thats saying something considering all the concentrated suck ivve had to shovvel out of the wway

[Mun mutters something, almost soothing.]

the only eridan ampora im wwilling to meet is the future past me that wwill prevvent you from evven making this account in the first place
so there
enjoy this horrible stupid doomed timeline while it lasts

[Mun snickers and mutters something else.]

orphaner dualwwhat?
wwho the hell is that?
oh right someone else i dont care or wwant to meet
right

Comments

[tortileghostwriter]

would you perhaps go so far as to say its a veritable monopoly of yes
in some form where it could even be said to be the grand sum of all quantities of yes
mayhaps even in a form that repeats this statement for emphasis

[chronomancer]

maybe
probably yes

[tortileghostwriter]

oh excellent then
carry on