On AIM conversations and bad jokes about closet fashionistas and in-your-face hipsters.

[chronomancer]

oh for crying out loud wwoman
its not as if you knoww all the shit ivve been through or anythi
oh wwait
you do
an noww you wwant to swweet talk me into something wwe both knoww i wwill regret evven more than pretty much evverything else in my shitty life thus far
congratulations thats saying something considering all the concentrated suck ivve had to shovvel out of the wway

[Mun mutters something, almost soothing.]

the only eridan ampora im wwilling to meet is the future past me that wwill prevvent you from evven making this account in the first place
so there
enjoy this horrible stupid doomed timeline while it lasts

[Mun snickers and mutters something else.]

orphaner dualwwhat?
wwho the hell is that?
oh right someone else i dont care or wwant to meet
right

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[tortileghostwriter]

potentially
there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in our philosophy after all

[chronomancer]

[A moment. And then, realization:]

wwhy are wwe evven talkin about this
howw did wwe evven get here

[tortileghostwriter]

you tell me

[chronomancer]

[STRIIIIIIIIIIIII I MEAN, LALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDE!]

i asked first

[tortileghostwriter]

thats nice

[GUESS HOW MANY FUCKS HE GIVES?]

[chronomancer]

that means you answwer first lalonde

[tortileghostwriter]

does it now

[chronomancer]

[You make him so eloquent, David.]

yes

[tortileghostwriter]

[good, he can only hope to spread that.]

its a tangent eridan
an aside
a wondrous little jaunt through conversational terrain of no consequence whatsoever

[chronomancer]

then wwhats the damn point a havin this convversation at all

[tortileghostwriter]

for the hell of it primarily

[chronomancer]

...you knoww
sometimes
i think i hate you so much
im awwed its platonic

[tortileghostwriter]

and then you design outfits for me anyway
what a sport you are

[chronomancer]

shut up lalonde

[tortileghostwriter]

you say that as if youve somehow gotten it in your head that im capable of such a thing
how strange

[chronomancer]

wwhat can i say
i havvent lost hope yet

[tortileghostwriter]

best of luck brave soldier
may you return with your shield and not upon it
our hopes and dreams rest with you and your mission

[chronomancer]

blame jade not me
he insists theres something redeemable about you

[tortileghostwriter]

i dont suppose my telling you yet again that jade is a girl would convince you of that fact

[chronomancer]

im not listenin to you until you decide to listen to me
so no
deal wwith it

[tortileghostwriter]

am i to take that to mean youre still operating on the assumption that im a girl

[chronomancer]

if i say no wwill you listen to me?

[tortileghostwriter]

not particularly closely no

[chronomancer]

then yes
yes i am
you havve no idea howw much yes i mean
but its a lot of it

[tortileghostwriter]

would you perhaps go so far as to say its a veritable monopoly of yes
in some form where it could even be said to be the grand sum of all quantities of yes
mayhaps even in a form that repeats this statement for emphasis