On AIM conversations and bad jokes about closet fashionistas and in-your-face hipsters.

[chronomancer]

oh for crying out loud wwoman
its not as if you knoww all the shit ivve been through or anythi
oh wwait
you do
an noww you wwant to swweet talk me into something wwe both knoww i wwill regret evven more than pretty much evverything else in my shitty life thus far
congratulations thats saying something considering all the concentrated suck ivve had to shovvel out of the wway

[Mun mutters something, almost soothing.]

the only eridan ampora im wwilling to meet is the future past me that wwill prevvent you from evven making this account in the first place
so there
enjoy this horrible stupid doomed timeline while it lasts

[Mun snickers and mutters something else.]

orphaner dualwwhat?
wwho the hell is that?
oh right someone else i dont care or wwant to meet
right

Comments

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

that s0unds ab0ut the right reacti0n
if y0u ever run int0 him just kick him in the bulge
he pr0bably deserves it

[chronomancer]

probably?

[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

yes
pr0bably
i d0nt kn0w him personally
but fr0m what i kn0w
theres a g00d chance that if y0u meet him hell be a d0uche
since he usually is
but theres always the chance he is n0t

[chronomancer]

but youd rather not take that chance huh
better play it safe than sorry
yeah i see your point