On AIM conversations and bad jokes about closet fashionistas and in-your-face hipsters.

[chronomancer]

oh for crying out loud wwoman
its not as if you knoww all the shit ivve been through or anythi
oh wwait
you do
an noww you wwant to swweet talk me into something wwe both knoww i wwill regret evven more than pretty much evverything else in my shitty life thus far
congratulations thats saying something considering all the concentrated suck ivve had to shovvel out of the wway

[Mun mutters something, almost soothing.]

the only eridan ampora im wwilling to meet is the future past me that wwill prevvent you from evven making this account in the first place
so there
enjoy this horrible stupid doomed timeline while it lasts

[Mun snickers and mutters something else.]

orphaner dualwwhat?
wwho the hell is that?
oh right someone else i dont care or wwant to meet
right

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[l0ckedupasiansch00lgirl]

dualscars this purple bl00ded d0uche that hunts pirates
in an0ther universe he w0uld be y0ur ancest0r
hes 0bsessed with the empress
its dumb

[prune]

-Σridλn?
Whλt the shrub is the mλtter?

Oh, λnd my mundλne wonders if yours is plλnning on tλking you λnywhere. Mine's strongly considering uprooting me λnd replλnting me in λ gλme!

[caligulas_aquarium]

orphaner dualscar is one a the greatest trolls wwho evver fuckin emerged from the broodin cavves dont you DARE slander his fuckin name or i swwear to evverythin i can muster i wwill fuck your shit up beyond belief

[chronomancer]

you had me at douche
pretty much didnt read anything after that

[chronomancer]

thats all wwonderful im sure
but still doesnt make me wwant to meet him

...you mean there's a game that accepts aus? o_o ======> *A*

[chronomancer]

oh nothin much
just this wwoman and her stupid theories of what happens after the scratch
i dont really care to knoww but she keeps hintin and gigglin and bein obnoxious about it
makes me wwant to go back and see if ii can change it







take me somewwhere?
wwhat do you mean fef?

towerofanimus is the one i'm considering, AND it's got rdv karkat and kanaya *u*

[prune]

You λnd your time loops, scurrying λround like there's λ bee in your λpron!
My mun is λ bit curious, though. I λm too.

λs for the second pλrt, I mean thλt TOΨ-ΣR!
Kλrkλt λnd Kλnλyλ λre λlreλdy there.
I'm not thλt hλppy λbout it. But they need my help now more thλn ever!
My mundλne wonders if yours might consider it.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell then clearly youre an uneducated lowwblood from wwhat i can tell
this guy is beyond amazin gettin to meet him evven if you dont appreciate it wwould be the highlight a your entire cycle
fuck it howw about you stay here an ILL go meet him then in your place cause clearly his attention wwould be wwasted on you if he so chose to givve it
but to be honest im sure hell be able to tell youre just a fuckin wwaste a his time
oh an drop the w an v thing you got goin on there thats my thing

oh god really? From RDV? *A* that sounds amazing!

[chronomancer]

wwell its either that or dyin and shovvelin the evvidence away
oh
i
uh
i could ask her if you really wwant to knoww
its probably something stupid anywway but if you wwant me to
i suppose i can do it

i wwouldnt mind seeing kan and kar again
and you if youre there

[chronomancer]

yeah you do that swweetie im sure itll do you goo
wwait
wwhat do you mean your thing its my
oh
oh gog
no
no no no no no
oh fuck it all
i wwent and reeled myself into a purple blooded stuck up douche?
thats the big joke?
screww you paradox space i didnt spent so long tryin to fix your shit for this

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwho the fuck are you callin a
oh
wwait
is this that jadeblooded jackass vversion a me fef wwas tellin me about
her eridan
specifically the fef wwith all her gardenin puns

yeah it does dkhdfkjg i really think i might app there. y...you should too B);;; JUST SAYING

[prune]

Ψould you? I'd λppreciλte it!
I wλnt to know λbout these things. :)



...That would be nice.
If you cλme too.

[chronomancer]

you met fef?
my fef i could say?
wwoww
that mustvve been wweird

oh man don't tempt me, i have a game to set up and mod and... but god, RDV cast. In a game. *A*

[chronomancer]

[So he asked the Mun. And the Mun answered with a giggle and then told him. Which was worse than the giggling.]
i
need a moment
excuse me
but
id like to
be there wwith you i mean

i mod a pretty large game but i hear that animus is pretty easy to keep up with? hjfdkjfh *A*

[prune]

λre you okλy? :o

well, my game doesn't open til March, I have enough time to finish details and settle in Animus...

[chronomancer]

no
i mean yes
i mean
just
gimme a moment

[caligulas_aquarium]

wweird at first but to be honest it wwas nice i thoroughly enjoyed our convversation
but that isnt the point here
i need to ask you somethin
are you outta your fuckin mind
has all that jadeblood soaked into your fuckin thinkpan an made a useless damp sponge outta it causin you to make nothin but mistake after mistake
howw the fuck could you reject her
do you knoww wwhat id givve to be in a situation wwhere i could reject fef
not to say i wwould id accept obvviously but
seriously knowwin that you got that chance an fucked up it i honestly cannot comprehend that
instead i got the fucked up end a this timeline fuckery an found myself not only abandoned but also replaced by a pissblood nevver to be contacted again by my only friend
god a part a me doesnt evven wwanna hear your fuckin answwer but mostly i need to knoww wwhy exactly youre evven more of a dumbfuck than me wwhen it comes to romance
so spill it

[chronomancer]

you think i wwanted to?
i dont knoww wwhat your stupid element is in the game noww
mine wwas time
you knoww wwhat that means?
corpses
piles upon piles of goddamn corpses on evvery corner and as far as the eye can see
MY corpses from all the stupid doomed timelines that split evvery time i mismanage time
and trust me
i mismanage a lot
fef is really good with a shovvel but thats not the kind of shovvelin she should be doin
not for a moirail and certainly not for a
wwell it doesnt matter
i didnt havve time for that
hahaha
fuckin mage of time doesnt have time for romance
get it?
sounds like you had a better chance for it than i did though
wwhat happened?

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh god not this time shit again
wwell heres a question asshat did you evven fuckin ask her about it
did you explain it to her about it an let her decide herself or just decide by yourself wwhat wwas best for her wwithout explainin anythin

[The moirail comment gets to him a little bit after he's done, and boy does it strike a nerve.]

wwait wwhat
dont tell me you twwo wwere moirails
did you break that off the moment she confessed she wwanted to take it one step further too

[chronomancer]

of course wwe wwere moirails
fef is the best moirail one could evver hope for
but
there wwas
vvery shitty timin about the wwhole thing
she asked just after i spent a wwhile shovvelin dead eridans out of the wway and had made up my mind
i mean
its fef
of course she wwouldnt havve minded
she wwould havve tried to help
but shes not time
she wwould have only gotten hurt wworse
and after evverything ivve fuckin screwwed up
i wwasnt goin to screww up HER
it wworked out
fine i guess
i mean
if i hadnt rejected her i wwouldnt havve been able to bring myself to scratch the session
and then wwe wwould all be fucked
wworse at least than wwe wwere

what have you done http://animusmods.dreamwidth.org/1380.html?thread=79972#cmt79972

[chronomancer]

im fine
noww
yes
just
my mun has vvery stupid ideas in her head and i dont like them
at all

ahem B) http://animusmods.dreamwidth.org/1380.html?thread=80228#cmt80228 <33 I AM SO EXCITED

[prune]

W-ΣLL, out with it!
I just shλke like λ leλf when I'm kept in suspense!

i am so TERRIFIED OTL

[chronomancer]

orphaner dualscar and eridan ampora are both purple blooded idiots
and one of them is me reborn i guess
neither option is all that appealin

[caligulas_aquarium]

i fuckin kneww it
fef in my univverse did the EXACT same thing to me this is some kinda wweird role revversal shit you twwo havve goin on

[Not exact at all, but this is mr.paranoid bluh bluh drama troll we're talking about.]

alright so maybe she wwasnt time related in any wway but
she did the same thing i got completely rejected by her the moment i brought up the fuckin notion a bein matesprits
an a course she made all these decisions on her part wwithout evven consultin or discussin it wwith me
just flat out made me accept it just like that
nevver spoke to her again until
stuff happened
eitherwway its bullshit
wwhat the shit is wwith the univverse is this really just another wway its mockin me
you could honestly take my fef ill take yours you twwo can go ahead an reject each other till the end a time for all i fuckin care
FUCK
just
this is stupid anywway isnt it
thats not evven a possible thing im just pissed off wwith howw this all keeps wworkin out
i cant help but wwonder if theres one flippin eridan ampora out there wwhos destined to not be a complete fuck up an by himself forevver

[chronomancer]

[and mr screwed up by time will believe him, of course. because he's that much of an idiot at heart]

wwe are made of fuckin suck
thats all there is to it
paradox space is just fuckin in against us
though wwe probably brought it upon ourselvves
Somethin Stupid somewwhere along the line and
bam
piles of suck to shovvel for the rest of our stupid livves