shamelessly looking for canonmates for adstringendum ::::(

[dicey]

I find this username accepta8le! Way cooler than the one you had for me at that other site. If your other game stays there and that version of me has to keep using that laaaaaaaame account name, I pity her! She will never get to profit from the one good idea you've had in your entire life. Sucks to 8e her! ::::)

Your OTHER idea, though, is so completely horri8le that I don't even know where to start! Why do you want more trolls around? The ones we do have are enough of a pain in the ass already! And don't get me started on those humans. Sure, I miiiiiiiight 8e a little curious a8out that John guy, 8ut if they know me and I don't know them, wouldn't that just 8e awkward????????

May8e I wouldn't mind too much if Fussyfangs showed up. I mean, I guess that would 8e okay. 8ut the rest of those assholes? Forget it!

Comments

[dicey]

........ I could totally see you doing that.

[whatchainsaw]

I Have Raided Countless Keyboards Of Their Numerical Eight Keys And Designed A Fitting Seafaring Jacket For You

[dicey]

And if that were a thing that actually existed, I could totally see me wearing it!

[whatchainsaw]

Wait

Youd Wear It If It Existed
Shall I Make One For You Vriska
Its No Trouble Really

[dicey]

If you want to? I wouldn't 8e against it!

[whatchainsaw]

I

Think I Would Enjoy The Opportunity To Create Something For You That Youd Appreciate And Put To Use
Thank You

[dicey]

You already did that! ::::) 8ut man, that actually turned out to 8e kind of a waste. So this will 8e even 8etter!

[whatchainsaw]

Ah
Hm

Yes Thats True Isnt It

[dicey]

Yup!

[CLUELESS]

[whatchainsaw]

I Suppose We Would Both Be Better Off Moving Onto New Endeavours

[dicey]

No kidding! I'm starting to think that that whole thing was completely pointless.

[whatchainsaw]

That Is Certainly One Way To Put It

[dicey]

Hahaha, 8ut you pro8a8ly don't even know what I'm talking a8out, do you? I must sound like a total loser just running my 8ig mouth.

[whatchainsaw]

Thats One Way To Describe Your Mouth Yes
I Believe We Would Both Benefit From Discussing Something Else

[dicey]

Yeaaaaaaaah.




So.

[whatchainsaw]

So
Should I Punch You In The Face Again

Oh Wait That Isnt A Thing Thats Happened For You Yet Is It

[dicey]

W8, what?

[whatchainsaw]

In My Defence
Which Strictly Speaking Was An Offence Against You

You Well And Truly Deserved It

[dicey]

Oh man, pretty impressive! I wouldn't have thought you had it in you!

So what did I do to piss you off so much?

[whatchainsaw]

I Believe You Simply Acted Like Your Natural Self And It Became Too Much For Me
In Addition To That I Was Pissed Off At The Fact That I Had Recently Been Brutally Murdered
As Strange As This Might Sound In This Context I Have Missed You Vriska

[dicey]

........ Yeah, I heard a8out all that murdery stuff. 8ut Karkat said he saw you walking around afterwards, and so I figured out what must have happened. You went god tier, didn't you? So it's okay! You came 8ack 8etter than ever.

[whatchainsaw]

Oh Karkat Told You That Did He
Well That Certainly Save Us Some Time Here
I Cant Say That I Went God Tier Though The Results Are Somewhat Similar
Immortality And All

[dicey]

What other ways are there to attain immortality?

[whatchainsaw]

By Toeing The Line Between Life And Death Of Course

[dicey]

Noooooooot really a str8 answer!