shamelessly looking for canonmates for adstringendum ::::(

[dicey]

I find this username accepta8le! Way cooler than the one you had for me at that other site. If your other game stays there and that version of me has to keep using that laaaaaaaame account name, I pity her! She will never get to profit from the one good idea you've had in your entire life. Sucks to 8e her! ::::)

Your OTHER idea, though, is so completely horri8le that I don't even know where to start! Why do you want more trolls around? The ones we do have are enough of a pain in the ass already! And don't get me started on those humans. Sure, I miiiiiiiight 8e a little curious a8out that John guy, 8ut if they know me and I don't know them, wouldn't that just 8e awkward????????

May8e I wouldn't mind too much if Fussyfangs showed up. I mean, I guess that would 8e okay. 8ut the rest of those assholes? Forget it!

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

you dont know john???
....
oh
my mun knew that :(((
where are you even from vriska? :o

[dicey]

Yeah, I don't know who you are, either.

I'm from Alternia!

hi iddy :D

[nukeoleptic]

yeppp!! i know that
hi vriska >:p

HELLO who are you

[dicey]

Well, you did ask where I was from!

Who are you?

[whatchainsaw]

You Guess That Would Be Okay
Wow
How Unexpectedly Gracious Of You Vriska
The Slightly Disheartening Part Of That Statement Has To Do With The Fact That I Did Not Employ Sarcasm As Part Of My Initial Conversational Tactic

[dicey]

::::P

[whatchainsaw]

Please Instruct Your Tongue To Return To The Confines Of Your Mouth
That Sort Of Subterfuge Will Not Get Far With Me Vriska Serket

[dicey]

::::P
::::P
::::P
::::P

Fuck you, I do what I want!

[this is the kind of conversation she likes best with Kanaya-- not being too busy with game stuff to really talk, not getting annoyed at being meddled with, just being casually ridiculous for no real reason]

[whatchainsaw]

Oh Dear Me
I Am Powerless Against The Relentless Onslaught Of Emoticons You Are Ruthlessly Sending My Way
Perhaps I Will Even Be Forced To Resort To Using Them Myself
Providing That My Keyboard Does Not Malfunction With The Novelty Of It All

[dicey]

Oh man, you're so uptight that that would 8e hilarious. Do it!!!!!!!!

[whatchainsaw]

Well
If You Insist Vriska
Now
Just Give Me A Moment To Relocate My Colon Slash Semi Colon Key In Order To Accurately Replicate Eyes
Goodness Where Did My Punctuation Get To

[dicey]

Those keys are pro8a8ly coated with dust from disuse! I guess you'll have to wipe your key8oard off.

[whatchainsaw]

Nonsense
That Would Be Implying That I Dont Keep My Keyboard Perfectly Clean At All Times

[dicey]

Pooooooooint.

May8e you just removed those keys altogether!

[whatchainsaw]

A Likely Explanation To Be Certain
Perhaps I Depleted My Keyboard Of Non Strictly Alphabetical Keys And Used Them To Accessorise Some Poor Deprived Buttonless Garment

[dicey]

........ I could totally see you doing that.

lmaooo

[nukeoleptic]

erk, that was my fault!!
i guess the better question would have been when are you from
jeez all of this timeline skipping must have been as confusing for you guys as it was us

[whatchainsaw]

I Have Raided Countless Keyboards Of Their Numerical Eight Keys And Designed A Fitting Seafaring Jacket For You

Auto is that you

[dicey]

I am NOT from the future. That's pretty much the only thing that matters!

hahaha i just answered you on plurk

[nukeoleptic]

well you are not from MY future
actually
i think you might even be from my past!!!! o:

[dicey]

And if that were a thing that actually existed, I could totally see me wearing it!

SO I SAW

[dicey]

No shit!

[whatchainsaw]

Wait

Youd Wear It If It Existed
Shall I Make One For You Vriska
Its No Trouble Really

:D

[nukeoleptic]

well
nevermind!!!
just ignore all this i guess!

[dicey]

If you want to? I wouldn't 8e against it!