shamelessly looking for canonmates for adstringendum ::::(

[dicey]

I find this username accepta8le! Way cooler than the one you had for me at that other site. If your other game stays there and that version of me has to keep using that laaaaaaaame account name, I pity her! She will never get to profit from the one good idea you've had in your entire life. Sucks to 8e her! ::::)

Your OTHER idea, though, is so completely horri8le that I don't even know where to start! Why do you want more trolls around? The ones we do have are enough of a pain in the ass already! And don't get me started on those humans. Sure, I miiiiiiiight 8e a little curious a8out that John guy, 8ut if they know me and I don't know them, wouldn't that just 8e awkward????????

May8e I wouldn't mind too much if Fussyfangs showed up. I mean, I guess that would 8e okay. 8ut the rest of those assholes? Forget it!

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[dicey]

Ha ha ha. ::::P

[whatchainsaw]

While That Was Indeed Something That Could Be Interpreted As A Joke
Its Not A Thing That Is No Longer True Or Anything

[dicey]

Won't you just starve? There are only so many trolls left to suck the 8lood of.

[whatchainsaw]

Actually
We Are Now Accompanied By Humans As Well
Perhaps My Reserves Will Not Deplete In The Harrowingly Limited Foreseeable Future

[dicey]

You should come to the city! Even if you starved to permadeath here, you'd just come 8ack.

[whatchainsaw]

Oh I See While I Might Die Ill Just Get Better Again So Its Alright
Not A Traumatic Experience In The Least
Really Now I See Why We Were Moirails In The First Place Vriska

[dicey]

It's 8etter than nothing, isn't it?



W8, what do you mean, WERE moirails?

[whatchainsaw]

I Mean To Imply That What I Am Speaking About Is Strictly In The Past Tense
Another Surprise For You I Assume
All Things Considered It Cant Be More Of A Shock Than My Current Status As A Rainbow Drinker
When Facts Are Faced It Was Inevitable
Depressingly So

[dicey]

::::\

Why would we stop 8eing moirails? I mean, sure, you were annoying as hell sometimes! 8ut we had a good thing going.

[whatchainsaw]

A Good Thing
Really

Thats Most Peculiar Vriska Because My Concept Of A Good Thing Does Not Involve Utter Insensitivity On My Partners Behalf
Nor Am I Left As The Sole Proprietor Of All Effort Put In

[dicey]

Fuck you, I'm perfectly sensitive!

[except she... knows she's not, and she knows that most of their relationship was just Kanaya meddling and Vriska resisting]

[whatchainsaw]

You May Believe What You Will And State What Can Only Aid In Convincing Yourself Of That Much As You See Fit
While I Will Humour Your Whims For The Sake Of Old Times
Old Times Made Hazy Through The Means Of Nostalgia
I Am Done With Putting Up With Your Shit

[dicey]

Yeah, well, I don't need you! In fact, I'm 8etter off without you! Not having to deal with Fussyfangs anymore? Oh man, it's so gr8.

And if you want to talk a8out actively deceiving people, why don't we throw in h8ving an entire convers8ion pretend8ng that nothing is wr8ng, and then 8r8king out something like th8t????????

[whatchainsaw]

Youve Never Needed Me Have You Vriska
Because You Never Needed Anyone
And Look Where That Got You

Fine
No More Deception
I Know Why You Wanted Me To Make You That Dress Vriska

[dicey]

Yeah, it got me into this Adstringéndum "game" that I don't plan on ever leaving! Pretty fucking sweet deal if you ask me.

What the fuck does the dress have to do with anything?

[whatchainsaw]

You Know What
If You Cant Figure It Out Now Then You Never Will

[dicey]

There's nothing to figure out!!!!!!!! I asked you to make a dress, you did, I used it for something. The. End.

[whatchainsaw]

Indeed
The End

[dicey]

Shut up! What the fuck is your pro8l8m?

[whatchainsaw]

I Have No Problem
Why Would There Ever Be A Problem Here
What Conceivable Reason Could There Be For Me To Have A Problem

I Am Shutting Up As Per Your Request

[dicey]

[... aaaaand watch her come to the same conclusion that she did in canon]

Did you have a crush on Tavros? Is that what this is a8out????????

Do you have any idea how juvenile it is for you to 8e pissed at me for kissing him? So you liked the guy! How was I supposed to know? You never told me shit!

[whatchainsaw]

I Did Not Tell You Shit Because I Did Not Have A Crush
On Tavros

[dicey]

Well, that's the only reason I can think of! Why else would you care who he kisses?

[whatchainsaw]

Why Else Indeed

1/2

[dicey]

It's still completely immature! You can't tell me who to kiss, and