shamelessly looking for canonmates for adstringendum ::::(

[dicey]

I find this username accepta8le! Way cooler than the one you had for me at that other site. If your other game stays there and that version of me has to keep using that laaaaaaaame account name, I pity her! She will never get to profit from the one good idea you've had in your entire life. Sucks to 8e her! ::::)

Your OTHER idea, though, is so completely horri8le that I don't even know where to start! Why do you want more trolls around? The ones we do have are enough of a pain in the ass already! And don't get me started on those humans. Sure, I miiiiiiiight 8e a little curious a8out that John guy, 8ut if they know me and I don't know them, wouldn't that just 8e awkward????????

May8e I wouldn't mind too much if Fussyfangs showed up. I mean, I guess that would 8e okay. 8ut the rest of those assholes? Forget it!

Comments

[whatchainsaw]

Well
No
She Only Cared About Forcing People To Like Her

[dicey]

Yeah!!!!!!!! Why can't I 8e like that?

[whatchainsaw]

Because You Possess SOme Sort Of Moral Compass
And Because You Dont Really Want To Be

[dicey]

8ut I do! At least, I'm pretty sure I do.

When I was little I worried that I'd turn out to 8e defective and now I'm thinking that may8e I was right.

[whatchainsaw]

Really
Wouldnt You Rather That People Liked You Of Their Own Freewill

[dicey]

I guess that would 8e more satisfying in some ways, 8ut in other ways it wouldn't 8e. It wouldn't 8e proof that I was powerful and commanding and a gr8 manipul8r.

[whatchainsaw]

Is That So
I Would Have Thought That Using Your Natural Charms Was Manipulation Enough

[dicey]

Terezi's good at that. I'm not.

[whatchainsaw]

Youre Probably Better Than You Think
Besides
Practise Makes Perfect Does It Not

[dicey]

May8e. And may8e you're right, it's pretty dum8 to live to please an ancestor I'll never meet. 8ut I don't really know how to do anything else, you know!

[whatchainsaw]

Then This Is Probably A Good Time To Find New Hobbies For Yourself
Personally I Have Plenty That I Am More Than Willing To Share

[dicey]

Fashion and sewing? I'll pass.

[whatchainsaw]

Hunting Heinous Broods Of The Undead With A Chainsaw
I Also Have Some Books You May Enjoy

[dicey]

That first idea shows promise, I guess.

What 8ooks????????

[whatchainsaw]

Oh You Know
Heroes And Adventure And Far Off Lands And
Romance
That Sort Of Thing

[dicey]

I guess I could take a look someday.

[whatchainsaw]

If It Isnt Too Much Of A Strain
Perhaps We Could Read Together
Im Sure Its More Entertaining That Way

[dicey]

Yeah, okay.

[whatchainsaw]

You Dont Sound As If You Believe Its Okay To Me

[dicey]

Stop questioning shit! If I didn't think it was okay I wouldn't have said okay.

[whatchainsaw]

Ugh Fine
I Will Stop Second Guessing You And Leave You To Your Own Devices

[dicey]

Good!




And whenever you want to do the reading thing we could. You know, do that, I guess. Sometime.

[whatchainsaw]

Oh
Right
Well

Whenever You Have The Time Vriska

[dicey]

Well, I am o8viously extreeeeeeeemely 8usy, 8ut I'm sure I can find a way to carve some time into my schedule somewhere.

[whatchainsaw]

I Would Be Most Appreciative

Also
I Apologise If I Came Off As Being Unnecessarily Hurtful Earlier
You Were Not To Know Of Any Feelings I Intentionally Kept To Myself And So Could Not Have Acted Out Of Spite
I Suppose I Just
Had To Get It Out In The Open In An Attempt To Be Entirely Honest With You