shamelessly looking for canonmates for adstringendum ::::(

[dicey]

I find this username accepta8le! Way cooler than the one you had for me at that other site. If your other game stays there and that version of me has to keep using that laaaaaaaame account name, I pity her! She will never get to profit from the one good idea you've had in your entire life. Sucks to 8e her! ::::)

Your OTHER idea, though, is so completely horri8le that I don't even know where to start! Why do you want more trolls around? The ones we do have are enough of a pain in the ass already! And don't get me started on those humans. Sure, I miiiiiiiight 8e a little curious a8out that John guy, 8ut if they know me and I don't know them, wouldn't that just 8e awkward????????

May8e I wouldn't mind too much if Fussyfangs showed up. I mean, I guess that would 8e okay. 8ut the rest of those assholes? Forget it!

Comments

[dicey]

........ Yeah, I heard a8out all that murdery stuff. 8ut Karkat said he saw you walking around afterwards, and so I figured out what must have happened. You went god tier, didn't you? So it's okay! You came 8ack 8etter than ever.

[whatchainsaw]

Oh Karkat Told You That Did He
Well That Certainly Save Us Some Time Here
I Cant Say That I Went God Tier Though The Results Are Somewhat Similar
Immortality And All

[dicey]

What other ways are there to attain immortality?

[whatchainsaw]

By Toeing The Line Between Life And Death Of Course

[dicey]

Noooooooot really a str8 answer!

[whatchainsaw]

I Am A Full Fledged Daywalker Now Vriska

[dicey]

See, THIS is another reason why I h8 future 8ullshit. It's so weird!

[whatchainsaw]

Indeed
The Lack Of Certain Viscera Is Somewhat Disconcerting

[dicey]

........ I kind of miss you too, Fussyfangs.

[whatchainsaw]

Oh
Well

The Lack Of Meddling And Fussing Must Leave A Strange Void In Your Life Unable To Be Filled By One Less Lousy And Goddamn Supportive Than Me

[dicey]

I don't know, Juliet's pretty fussy sometimes! And Jo tries to tell me what to eat.

They might not 8e the meddliest or the fussiest, 8ut I think you have a little 8it of competition!

[whatchainsaw]

Competition You Say
Oh Goodness
How Will I Ever Rectify This Onslaught Against My Title Of Meddliest And Or Fussiest

[dicey]

May8e you should come here and fight them to the death!!!!!!!!

[whatchainsaw]

I Doubt I Can Fight Anyone To The Death Having Already Departed This Mortal Realm And Not Returned As Adequately As I Oughtve
It Would Be Rather One Sided

[dicey]

I wasn't really 8eing serious! 8ut if I was you could pro8a8ly kick Juliet's ass no pro8lem.

[whatchainsaw]

Your Faith In Me Is Inspiring In Its Enormity

[dicey]

Nah, she's just pretty weak!

[whatchainsaw]

My Initial Statement Was Not Necessarily As Sincere As You Are Taking The Trouble To Make It Out To Be

[dicey]

Why not??????? I just told you that you could kick someone's ass!

[whatchainsaw]

Someone Who You Have Deduced To Be
And I Quote
Pretty Weak

[dicey]

Yeah, 8ut you didn't know that at first!

[whatchainsaw]

Not Knowing Does Not Necessarily Make Things Any Better
In Fact I Would Wager That It Makes Them Worse As The Implication Therein Is That You Were Actively Trying To Deceive Me In Order To Equip Me With An Inflated Sense Of Self Worth
When Honestly Lets Be Reasonable Here Vriska
I Could Kick Even Your
And Once Again I Quote
Ass

[dicey]

Yeah right!!!!!!!! I'll 8elieve it when I see it.

And if I was trying to deceive you I wouldn't have told you that she was weak at all, dum8ass!

[whatchainsaw]

Belated Honestly Does Not Carry The Same Worth As Being Upfront In The First Place
And You Wont See It Vriska
It Will All Be One Sudden Violent Blur
Rendering You Speechless

For Once

[dicey]

Wow, you're taking this really seriously! It's a jooooooooke, Fussyfangs. I don't actually want you to kill Jo and Juliet!