shamelessly looking for canonmates for adstringendum ::::(

[dicey]

I find this username accepta8le! Way cooler than the one you had for me at that other site. If your other game stays there and that version of me has to keep using that laaaaaaaame account name, I pity her! She will never get to profit from the one good idea you've had in your entire life. Sucks to 8e her! ::::)

Your OTHER idea, though, is so completely horri8le that I don't even know where to start! Why do you want more trolls around? The ones we do have are enough of a pain in the ass already! And don't get me started on those humans. Sure, I miiiiiiiight 8e a little curious a8out that John guy, 8ut if they know me and I don't know them, wouldn't that just 8e awkward????????

May8e I wouldn't mind too much if Fussyfangs showed up. I mean, I guess that would 8e okay. 8ut the rest of those assholes? Forget it!

Comments

[whatchainsaw]

I Have No Problem
Why Would There Ever Be A Problem Here
What Conceivable Reason Could There Be For Me To Have A Problem

I Am Shutting Up As Per Your Request

[dicey]

[... aaaaand watch her come to the same conclusion that she did in canon]

Did you have a crush on Tavros? Is that what this is a8out????????

Do you have any idea how juvenile it is for you to 8e pissed at me for kissing him? So you liked the guy! How was I supposed to know? You never told me shit!

[whatchainsaw]

I Did Not Tell You Shit Because I Did Not Have A Crush
On Tavros

[dicey]

Well, that's the only reason I can think of! Why else would you care who he kisses?

[whatchainsaw]

Why Else Indeed

1/2

[dicey]

It's still completely immature! You can't tell me who to kiss, and

[dicey]

8h m8 g8d.

[whatchainsaw]

This Is Quite Possibly More Uncomfortable Than Dying Was

[dicey]

8ut








Shit.

[whatchainsaw]

Yes





Shit

[dicey]

8ut I c8uldn't h8ve kn8wn th8t eith8r! You n8ver t8ld me!

[whatchainsaw]

Admittedly That Was My
First Failing In The Pursuit Of Such Matters

[dicey]

........ No8ody's ever 8een flush8d for me 8efore.

[whatchainsaw]

That You Know Of
It Seems You Were Blissfully Unaware Of Numerous Predicaments

[dicey]

Well, what do you w8nt me to do???????? Am I supposed to say som8thing here?

[whatchainsaw]

I Know Better Than To Ask Anything Of You Vriska
I Dont Expect You To Say Anything

I Apologise If I Made Things Uncomfortable

[dicey]

Don't treat me like crap! Don't tre8t me like I'm some 8roken little w8ggler!

[whatchainsaw]

Right
Of Course
I Will Stop Fussing And Meddling And Generally Interfering In Your Life With Immediate Effect

[dicey]

I'm not pathetic.

[whatchainsaw]

On The Contrary
You Are Anything But

[dicey]

Then stop acting like I am! "I don't expect anything from you." 8ullshit!!!!!!!!

[whatchainsaw]

I Did Not Mean To Imply That You Had Nothing To Give
Simply That I Did Not Expect To Receive It

[dicey]

Why, just 8ecause you thought I w8s a sh8tty moirail?

[whatchainsaw]

Not At All
If Anything I Was As Bad At It As You Were

[dicey]

Stop 8eing so confus8ng.