shamelessly looking for canonmates for adstringendum ::::(

[dicey]

I find this username accepta8le! Way cooler than the one you had for me at that other site. If your other game stays there and that version of me has to keep using that laaaaaaaame account name, I pity her! She will never get to profit from the one good idea you've had in your entire life. Sucks to 8e her! ::::)

Your OTHER idea, though, is so completely horri8le that I don't even know where to start! Why do you want more trolls around? The ones we do have are enough of a pain in the ass already! And don't get me started on those humans. Sure, I miiiiiiiight 8e a little curious a8out that John guy, 8ut if they know me and I don't know them, wouldn't that just 8e awkward????????

May8e I wouldn't mind too much if Fussyfangs showed up. I mean, I guess that would 8e okay. 8ut the rest of those assholes? Forget it!

Comments

[whatchainsaw]

I Doubt I Can Fight Anyone To The Death Having Already Departed This Mortal Realm And Not Returned As Adequately As I Oughtve
It Would Be Rather One Sided

[dicey]

I wasn't really 8eing serious! 8ut if I was you could pro8a8ly kick Juliet's ass no pro8lem.

[whatchainsaw]

Your Faith In Me Is Inspiring In Its Enormity

[dicey]

Nah, she's just pretty weak!

[whatchainsaw]

My Initial Statement Was Not Necessarily As Sincere As You Are Taking The Trouble To Make It Out To Be

[dicey]

Why not??????? I just told you that you could kick someone's ass!

[whatchainsaw]

Someone Who You Have Deduced To Be
And I Quote
Pretty Weak

[dicey]

Yeah, 8ut you didn't know that at first!

[whatchainsaw]

Not Knowing Does Not Necessarily Make Things Any Better
In Fact I Would Wager That It Makes Them Worse As The Implication Therein Is That You Were Actively Trying To Deceive Me In Order To Equip Me With An Inflated Sense Of Self Worth
When Honestly Lets Be Reasonable Here Vriska
I Could Kick Even Your
And Once Again I Quote
Ass

[dicey]

Yeah right!!!!!!!! I'll 8elieve it when I see it.

And if I was trying to deceive you I wouldn't have told you that she was weak at all, dum8ass!

[whatchainsaw]

Belated Honestly Does Not Carry The Same Worth As Being Upfront In The First Place
And You Wont See It Vriska
It Will All Be One Sudden Violent Blur
Rendering You Speechless

For Once

[dicey]

Wow, you're taking this really seriously! It's a jooooooooke, Fussyfangs. I don't actually want you to kill Jo and Juliet!

[whatchainsaw]

Thats A Shame
I Was Getting Hungry

[dicey]

Ha ha ha. ::::P

[whatchainsaw]

While That Was Indeed Something That Could Be Interpreted As A Joke
Its Not A Thing That Is No Longer True Or Anything

[dicey]

Won't you just starve? There are only so many trolls left to suck the 8lood of.

[whatchainsaw]

Actually
We Are Now Accompanied By Humans As Well
Perhaps My Reserves Will Not Deplete In The Harrowingly Limited Foreseeable Future

[dicey]

You should come to the city! Even if you starved to permadeath here, you'd just come 8ack.

[whatchainsaw]

Oh I See While I Might Die Ill Just Get Better Again So Its Alright
Not A Traumatic Experience In The Least
Really Now I See Why We Were Moirails In The First Place Vriska

[dicey]

It's 8etter than nothing, isn't it?



W8, what do you mean, WERE moirails?

[whatchainsaw]

I Mean To Imply That What I Am Speaking About Is Strictly In The Past Tense
Another Surprise For You I Assume
All Things Considered It Cant Be More Of A Shock Than My Current Status As A Rainbow Drinker
When Facts Are Faced It Was Inevitable
Depressingly So

[dicey]

::::\

Why would we stop 8eing moirails? I mean, sure, you were annoying as hell sometimes! 8ut we had a good thing going.

[whatchainsaw]

A Good Thing
Really

Thats Most Peculiar Vriska Because My Concept Of A Good Thing Does Not Involve Utter Insensitivity On My Partners Behalf
Nor Am I Left As The Sole Proprietor Of All Effort Put In

[dicey]

Fuck you, I'm perfectly sensitive!

[except she... knows she's not, and she knows that most of their relationship was just Kanaya meddling and Vriska resisting]

[whatchainsaw]

You May Believe What You Will And State What Can Only Aid In Convincing Yourself Of That Much As You See Fit
While I Will Humour Your Whims For The Sake Of Old Times
Old Times Made Hazy Through The Means Of Nostalgia
I Am Done With Putting Up With Your Shit