spent yesterday canon reviewing and mun is ready to torture

[heymcfly]

Jesus Christ, what the hell's wrong with you? So you watch a few movies and you're ready to turn me into some Frankenstein thing in this game? Do I have to add that my life's already kinda weird without you having me eat souls, or grow wings or something? And why do you wanna make it so hard? Puberty was hard enough to deal with, now you're makin' me turn into a goblin...or whatever it is.

You wanna toss me in a game or whatever, fine. Can we just leave the painful parts out please?



Oh, and another thing. I swear if the Doc or anyone else I know gets involved in this, we're gonna have some serious shit to settle. I'm just gonna tell you now, 'cause I swear there's gonna be some beef between us if that happens.

(no subject)

[harleyq]

A-hem!

You think I'm just some screwball dame who's got all the time in the world to wait around for ya, huh?! Well, think again!

I've got places to go! Get a move on, toots! [sighhh!] I still remember the good ol' days, when a gal didn't have to beg to get let outta the pen. It's hard not to start feelin' underappreciated around here.

reunited and it feels so gross.

[sadistic]

If you want me back, we have to thread something with torture in it. That's just the way the chocolate frog melts.

Either find someone who'd like that—someone who deserves it—or you can stand aside and leave everything to me.

Cold feet at test driving over at carvaka

[meetmeinthepitplebe]

Really? Now you decide to have reservations?

We have already gotten this far, so we might as well push forward. Stop acting like a child and immerse yourself already.

(no subject)

[literallyamillionbugs]

Enjoyed the show, didja? [HEH HEH. He's very pleased with how that turned out, yes, thank you.]

Yeah, I jus' knew that was gonna be your favorite part. Happens to be mine too, y'know.

[Oh, please. We both know your favorite bit was the girls. Like, not even a specific one, just all of the girls.

Honestly, dude.]

Mun's joining the bandwagon a bit late

[notsosaintly]

W-well gosh, er, Mundane right? I'm not so certain about this, but if I can see Calvin again then I suppose that it's not so bad.

Wait, why are you laughing like that? Stop it, there's nothing wrong with him, he's a very nice boy you know, even if he's a little bit of a square. He meant well.

On his face's latest video...

[hemotoxin]

 Really, my dear, you shouldn't get yourself so worked up. As entertaining as it is to see you so enraged, it can't possibly be good for your health. Every time you hit that replay button, you're shaving another precious year off your short, little life. Don't waste your insignificant existence. Do something meaningful, like... charity, or whatever lie you humans tell yourselves to justify taking up space on this planet.

Better yet, you could serve a real purpose. I have quite a few friends that would just love to make a meal out of you.

Though, I must say... I'm delighted to once again be the center of attention.

-- Vardan.

game's out!

[intrepidsister]

Of course, you liked it. You've liked it since they first revealed me. 

( SPOILERS FOR ASSASSIN'S CREED: SYNDICATE  )

[Canon is ReAnimator] On the closing of Glasskey and the 30th Anniversary of his canon

[wasnt_fresh_enough]

It was too good to last. The Valletta family took me in so easily, it made me suspicious from the instant they slapped that brand on my side... Oh, I know you're heart-broken, but try looking at it from my end of the stick: I'm back in the - how did you put it? - "not-so-tender mercies of the Essex County judicial system". You make it sound like they're going to hang me for witchcraft, when you put it that way, though I suppose, if this were three hundred years ago, they probably would do just that. I'd like to see them try, given how I've been trying out a diluted formula on myself...

Yes, we're both itching to find some other hiding place for me. Try finding some place a little more rational and less fantastical than the place you have in mind?

And stop grumbling about missing the anniversary of the exact date those dabblers unleashed that mockery of my story onto an unsuspecting world. If I could have a moment with that Stewart Gordon to give him a few choice words about what really happened, it might not have been such an incoherent mess, especially in the second installment. And stop fretting about that Rawlik fellow's opinion of me: I've a thick skin for people's displeasure, and I'd advise you to develop the same. Methinks that man in particular doth protest too much, as the saying goes.

(Crossposted to dear_player)

Canon is The Player. Spoilers in comments.

[inthehouse]

( Cassandra is visibly upset. )

I'm just going to sit here for a few moments. I don't want to talk about it, unless it's to Alex. And you know Alex won't want to talk to me about it, so perhaps you'd best just leave this episode alone.

( a dismissive wave of the hand. )

And please stop squealing when you see other characters from our canon. It's really quite unbecoming.