The Wizard from Diablo 3, fresh out of world saving

[nephelem]

Oh we have to save the world again? For the third time? Do I actually get to enjoy all the fights, or is everyone just going to spontaneously combust when they wander into arms reach of me?

It was funny for five minutes, I don't remember which ring it was that makes them do that, but I'm going to find it and-

... It isn't the same ring that summons the endless horde of kamazi demons is it? Tell me it isn't my exploding demon ring, I absolutely need that ring.

Heaven help you if the exploding demon ring is the same ring that explodes everyone else.

Johnny has discovered Black Lagoon. This can't end well.

[3rd_st_sinner]

Oh fuck you, mun. You knew about this show and you kept it from me? Shit man, that's cold. Reminds me of when the Boss was still just a player, before we built the Saints into something fucking massive. I mean we didn't have anyone like this Rock guy in there... but we had to deal with Dex and Troy, that shit counts.

And this Revy chick. Sounds like she could be my fuckin' sister. Chinese-American, grew up on the streets, turned into some gun-wielding force of nature feared by anyone that knows the stories. Shit I oughtta buy her a drink. Now get your ass out there and find 'em. May not be Saints, but fuck they oughtta be.

Canon reviewing for things but...

[blackmoonreaper]

What the hell do you mean I'm a dork?! What happened with the whole "working together" and not being a pain in the ass? You really can't take anything seriously, can you. Just focus until you get all that stuff done then you can think whatever you want. ...This better not come back and bite me.

(no subject)

[ceasethefireinside]

Uhm... do you got any plans for me? At this stage I'm just sitting here, collecting dust. It's no fun.

Canon is Undertale. Spoilers may happen in comments

[bonedoggle]

heh, it took you long enough.

[Like you're one to talk, Sans.]

but i can get behind not having much of a plan besides, well, this.

it's a lot better than most of the alternatives.

Old muse, new journal, and mun thinks they are a hilarious punster

[onmyoudont]

...I'm not laughing.

This wasn't necessary. You and I both have enough to deal with.

[What exactly he has to deal with that's not just silent angsting is anybody's guess.]

Please leave me alone.

(no subject)

[earthshakingbeat]

( Spoilers for Archie Mega Man #54 )