hemotoxin: (See the flames higher and higher)
Vardan Nazarian ([personal profile] hemotoxin) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2015-10-22 09:11 pm
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On his face's latest video...

 Really, my dear, you shouldn't get yourself so worked up. As entertaining as it is to see you so enraged, it can't possibly be good for your health. Every time you hit that replay button, you're shaving another precious year off your short, little life. Don't waste your insignificant existence. Do something meaningful, like... charity, or whatever lie you humans tell yourselves to justify taking up space on this planet.

Better yet, you could serve a real purpose. I have quite a few friends that would just love to make a meal out of you.

Though, I must say... I'm delighted to once again be the center of attention.

-- Vardan.

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