A deal with a demon went wrong??? Who'da thunk

[ichoosefight]

I feel like I should be upset, but all I can think is how much faster I would be as a dog. At least I'm not gonna turn into a dinky poodle or a chihuahua or something ridiculous. A golden lab's not bad, as dogs go.

Not that I'm excited about freaky biological changes? But it could have been a lot worse.

AU!Luke fon Fabre -- I needed to cheer myself up.

[flamefusion]

Hey... Mun. Don't cry, okay? I know things are tough right now, but don't give up. You'll find a job and get out soon. And you'll find someone to, uh... "play" with you.

I've been with you for how many years, now? I know you had to switch places and all with the other place getting all messed up... [ Frown. He forgot what they were called. ] Sites? Journals? Whatever.

[ He paused for a moment, then half-grinned. ] You're in a better place, now. You have some really good friends, and your boyfriend's awesome. It's... really hard being alone. I understand. [ His face turns somber again. ] If it helps, you're a really cool person, and I feel like we're good friends, too. So... don't cry anymore, okay? I like being in your head. You brought me back to life. I won't let you be sad anymore, so... give me a smile.

AUGH.

[extravagantbitch]

( Cut for courier and color... )

everything hurts already / canon is Better Call Saul

[mcgill]

Okay, you feel bad for me. That's fine; I get it. We all get it.

Let me clue you in on a little something, though: YOU'RE NOT HELPING. If anything, my image is just suffering more because you insist on calling me ridiculous things like baby, child, idiot (rude, by the way), fluffy, cutie, peanut, etc. etc.

Is that necessary? No. And really, is any of this necessary? No, probably not.

I have work to do. Clients to get out of trouble, justice to... you know, defend.

[You don't seem so sure about that, Jimmy.]

...so do us both a favor and leave me alone.

Why mun, why? Canon is Shameless US.

[enjoylifeagain]

Look, you missed me I get it. But, why recreate me now? Shouldn't you just leave it be?

We are in for one hell of a ride.

(no subject)

[nogoodsharks]

 How 'bout this: stop, or I'll make continuing very painful for you.

On plans for returning to thewake

[fixthegame]

Given the several months you enjoyed for your time off, it hardly seems fair of you to only give me a three hour visit to my world. What, I get the short end of the stick just because you can't think up enough things for me to do? Not my fault I ran out of canon to update.

[Sigh.] Fine. Fine. Stephie's safe at home either way. Just-- get me back to the lab already. I've been away for too long as it is. The place is probably crawling with those spiders-- I'll need to clear them out of the asylum before I can get back to work.

... What? Did something happen?

voice.. testing.....

[lissomely]

Hey! You! Yeah, you. I am not staying here. You're out of your mind if you think I am. I'll scratch out your eyes if you'll just come a little closer. This is, like.. kidnapping or something, and you know it.

Don't even start with that crap about this being better than the streets. I know the streets. I know how to handle them and how to survive there. Don't think I haven't heard about some of the creepy places some of your other muses have been sent. Weirdo.

voice-testing

[andforever]

I must say, this is quite the endeavor you've undertaken. I'll admit I'm not quite as... exciting as some of the others you've taken up but I'm sure the two of us will have an interesting time all the same. My advice to you is to take it slow for now. It wouldn't do for either of us to rush in to things.

game hunting and deliberating forever and ever

[penguinwhisperer]

I see no game in any universe overrun by corruption, terror, and slavery. The world I've sworn to protect is plagued enough by those very things. Why in God's name would I have any desire to see the destruction of another?

Here, I know that I'm capable of making a difference. Fate, destiny, and most of all... luck, have nothing to do with it. I make my own luck.

I've no interest in taking on fanciful monsters and demons.  No desire to play a part in any sort of fairy tale.   Reality is a cruel enough mistress. But at least I know that I can tear her down.

Looking for a home...

[heart_of_crystal]

Ano... Mun-San...

Maybe the nice people here will know some games I can join?

But I would really like to find my friends... and Mamo-chan...

Canon is Alphas.

[hyperinduction]

What do you mean "Cameron traded up"?!?

Because the Mun came up with an AU that causes feels.

[pupgrewup]

So... where do we begin, eh?

First off, ye let me grow up. Now that, I'm actually alright with. Ain't like I was gonna be angry at not getting shot down - an' did ye have to keep the gettin; shot part? You do know that hurts right? A lot! Ain't complaining, but... Bloody hurts! Anyway, not what we're here for, even if I don't rightly know what's got into your mind wiv this idea.

I get past the barricades - an' nice, yknow, lettin' me see people die an' then losing me faith in any type of revolution. Fanks fer that, ain't ever sure how I'm gonna fank ya. So, get past the bloody barricades, grows up, moves ta London ta get away from France an' her bloody prison galleys... an' end up seeing a bloke what kills people so some lady c'n make pies? That other people then eat?!

...We sure this is a great idea, Mun? Only, I'm finkin' you may be a bit wrong in the 'ead...

[[ooc: Have a grown up Gavroche who somehow ends up in Sweeney Todd. What even is his life?]]

((This powerfully evil mask found me... and wants to scheme, and play. MM end game AU!))

[majoras_mask]

[Its creepy layered laugh--both deep and childish--causes Mun to feel uneasy. This sentient mask is very amused.]

What's this? Are you deciding to turn away? So soon?

[Not that Majora needs a mouth to smirk with, as he floats in mid-air, in the form it uses most. Clearly, the smirk can be heard in that sinister voice!] I already find you interesting. You're different from most humans I've seen... Most would run, once they know what I'm capable of.

You fancy my powers, don't you? You figured them out quickly enough. [There's a chuckle, before Majora starts to glance around its new surroundings.]

So, this is the place where I should start to "mingle", hm?

[Canon is The Dunwich Horror] A note from the most recent tenant

[dunwich_satyr]

Dear Landlady,

Begging your pardon, but I have been reading your story over your shoulder while you were writing it, and I am not certain what to make of it. First, you changed my name, then you changed everything about Dunnich, then you changed my ma's name. At least Professor Armitage is about the same, and every bit as condescending as I remember him to be.

You were talking about letting me travel some place, too. I wouldn't mind so much, as there is nothing left in Dunnich for me, especially if it has changed as much as you say it has. Please find me a place where folk won't look at me and whisper when they think I can't hear them, and where there is good hard work for mind and body for me to do. Also, where there is fresh air and trees; I miss the woods on the slopes of Sentinel Hill.

Hope you find me a good place like that. Thank you for letting me stay here, I remain yours, sincerely,

Wilbur Whateley

P.S. May I borrow Armitage's Necronomicon? It isn't like he really understands what is in it, not as much as I do.

P.P.S. Please tell that loud little man in here to stop shouting at me and going through my things; the next time that he does either, I may need to box his ears and I do not want that. I might squash him.