robolutionMun! Great to see you! Y'know, I'm kinda surprised that few others play me, seeing as I'm now on the top three most popular character list - and I'm playable! And extremely attractive! I thought billions would be running to grab a piece of this fine tailpipe, but no! Just you!
If I sound pleased about that, it's only because this is my default tone of voice! I'm actually extremely depressed!
So, what now? Are we heading into the filthy, disgusting smut corner of the internet? Because that is highly relevant to my interests. I want hot chicks! Hot chicks with guns! Hot chicks with really low standards who won't call me a creepy little robot when I dry hump their leg! Maybe even hot chicks that'll let me touch their squishy lady boob parts. I like those.
Uh, what were we talking about, again? All I can think of are squishy lady boobs, and while that's not necessarily a bad thing to think about, it does mean that I have an antenna boner which will not go away until I find myself a hot chick. Go forth, minion, and procure me a hot chick! The hottest of the hot! Not literally, of course, because sweat is gross, but you get what I mean, right?