a grunt's gotta do what a grunt's gotta do

[aquard]

Hey, hey, I don't have time to be messin' around here! I've got a lot of errands to run and chores to take care of - the base hasn't been vacuumed in at least a week, and we're runnin' low on lemonade in the vending machine. Gotta patch up some of the uniforms, too, and don't even get me started on how many back rubs I've got scheduled for today! This work isn't gonna do itself, you know!

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Well, I guess since I'm here anyway, does anybody need anythin'?