Canon is Selfie

[mostbutt]

Well, lookie here...a corner of social media I've yet to stake a claim in? I guess the good ol' "world wide web" is even wider than I expected!

Though, y'know...[She makes a pained grimace.] I don't think you could've chosen a worse name than that. Yeah. I get it, I said I was going to get back in touch with my "most butt" self of yester-year, but whatever happened to baby steps?!

i don't even know

[todaysphysician]

Are you all right?

Not like there’s much of anything I can do about it from here, but you know me, I gotta ask anyway. Think I know the problem, though. Got some free advice for you, too. Don’t have to take it, but couldn’t hurt, right? Far as I know, anyway.

Let’s just see where this whole thing goes before you start tearin’ yourself up over it. That kinda stress ain’t too good for your health, and trust me, I should know. You’ve probably heard enough pep talks from the folks who’ve come through here to wanna tie on another, so I’ll do you a favor and keep this one short.

Start chippin’ away at this mess, and sooner or later you’ll hit pay dirt. Just gotta keep digging 'til you get there, that’s all.

(no subject)

[johnny_reb]

...as in the old days, I 'pose. Some things never change.

[ The admin will never be over APH Civil War this is all too clear now this hill is her home now ]

after mun seeing Battle of Five Armies

[sonof_thrain]

Well? I hope you are happy with what you saw, yet I do not believe in wishful thinking like you do. The Hobbit had no right to take what was not his to take in the first place. You know this. All the gold and jewels belong in Erebor; not to be taken by any Man or Elf. [He will now be grumbling.]

So, you were pleased with the film? At least you did not mention anything about the ridiculous relationship you think I have with the Halfling. Bilbo is nothing but a burglar. He has his uses. I will not say anymore on the matter.

(no subject)

[catcafewaitress]

 Ai  yah~ Shampoo no like this, mundane. 

Have many, many things to do at Grandmother's cafe. Only waitress there to wait on hungry customers. If not training or concerning ai len, then let Shampoo go back. Was in middle of delivery before you bothered.

Pork buns will get cold.

[Not to mention someone has to watch over Ranma. Those girl's are pretty useless and he needs to be fed a proper meal. And be smothered in unwanted affection.]

Would rather not go to place you have in mind.

On recent behind-the-scenes drama at Channel Awesome

[alltostopentities]

Why should I care what the company the Champion goes through is suffering? Why do you bring this to my attention, Mundane?

I have no interest in petty squabbles over the careers of mediocre-at-best entertainers. The Entity is still out there, and if you actually have an illusion of going forward with your pathetic game, then I will have another nemesis to confront.

Abandoning the Critic will not change anything, Mundane. Did you think by bringing me back, and ranting to me, it could soothe the betrayal you felt at the one who plays him?

Your future is nothing in the grand scheme of things, Mundane, but I will grant you minor advice:

Grow up, and deal with it. Forget about the Studio, focus on your assignments.

With the second half of S5 less than a month away...

[rick_grimes]

...no... [ The tone was resentful. His words came in a low growl. ]

You're not fixin' nothin'. This here what you're doin' ain't fixin' what happened...

( CUT FOR SPOILERS )

(no subject)

[rycbar123]

I think you made a proper choice, mun. A brilliant choice, actually.

Much like how I made my choice. Acceptance is difficult, but that is what makes life so wonderful, isn't it? Facing those challenges alongside that brilliant man. I understand, now. So clearly.

On his username. Canon is akaya akashiya ayakashino

[perfect_meal]

Why do all your other muses get harmless and mundane usernames while you give me an incredibly morbid one?

Also, if I'm here, who the hell is picking up Hina from kindergarten?

on replaying re5 for the 100 billionth time

[pathogen]

Choosing to kill Redfield with a relic gun from our S.T.A.R.S days does not speak of obsessive behavior. I believe it speaks of good humor. Who doesn't enjoy bitter irony? I certainly do.

Discoveries!

[radianced]

There is a giddy feeling in my chest; like my heart wants to take flight. What does that mean?

(It means you're in love with lying, you freak.)

Why are you singing that song? It has nothing to do with anything!

(Except it does. It totally does.)