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dear_mun2015-01-12 07:40 pm
dandy_lion) wrote in dear_mun2015-01-12 07:40 pm
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Didn't anyone ever tell you not to wake a sleeping lion?
It seems I may have erred in the upkeep of my dictionary. I have Mundane listed as "Boring and lacking in excitement"; I'll have to change that to "An impudent dullard with a death wish".
Still, it is no small feat to abscond with one of my royal caliber and it is rather impressive you can contain one of my stature with such little difficulty, for that I find myself inclined to applaud your efforts. However, even one with such magical skill could only hope to hold myself back for so long, so perhaps we might strike an accord. Release me and return me to the seat of my kingdom from which you so rudely absconded with my personage and I shall spare you any harm or degrading entries into my dictionary; I may even welcome you into my court as a vassal of some kind...an errand boy perhaps.
Failure to comply will be met as an open declaration of hostile intent against a king and the kingdom of Illyria, an act of which the punishment is a public trial to be presided over by myself, and an equally public execution, also to be presided over and carried out by myself.
That is all.
Still, it is no small feat to abscond with one of my royal caliber and it is rather impressive you can contain one of my stature with such little difficulty, for that I find myself inclined to applaud your efforts. However, even one with such magical skill could only hope to hold myself back for so long, so perhaps we might strike an accord. Release me and return me to the seat of my kingdom from which you so rudely absconded with my personage and I shall spare you any harm or degrading entries into my dictionary; I may even welcome you into my court as a vassal of some kind...an errand boy perhaps.
Failure to comply will be met as an open declaration of hostile intent against a king and the kingdom of Illyria, an act of which the punishment is a public trial to be presided over by myself, and an equally public execution, also to be presided over and carried out by myself.
That is all.