Jun. 14th, 2014

cancerousrage: (Shouting)
[personal profile] cancerousrage
I DO NOT *FLAIL*. I MAKE MY POINTS WITH GRAVITAS AND DIGNITY, YOU RIDICULOUS PINK-SKINNED IDIOT. ALSO, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT ME BY NOW, BUT NO. YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME ALONE, CAN YOU? EVERY TIME I THINK I'M FINALLY SAFE, BURIED SAFELY DEEP INSIDE THE PILE OF EXCREMENT THAT FILLS YOUR THINKPAN, YOU HAVE TO ROOT THROUGH THE SHIT AND DRAG ME BACK UP KICKING AND SCREAMING, YOU SADISTIC JERK. I'M ALREADY DEAD, IS THAT NOT PUNISHMENT ENOUGH FOR WHATEVER FUCK-UP I COMMITTED WHEN I WAS ALIVE? DO I REALLY HAVE TO SPEND ETERNITY SAT AROUND WAITING FOR YOU TO REMEMBER I EXIST ON THE RARE OCCASION YOU FEEL LIKE IT? BEING ERASED FOREVER IS STARTING TO SEEM VERY ATTRACTIVE, HONESTLY.

...NO, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THE ASSORTMENT OF MORONS AND WASTES OF SPACE AT THIS OTHER PLACE. TRY THE OTHER GREY SHOUTY IMBECILE. OR NEPETA. THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE NEPETA, EVEN IF SHE IS ALREADY THERE.
scentofdeath: (/////)
[personal profile] scentofdeath
Soo... mun-san... What...

What the hell does it say about you that I "wake up" right after that kind of scene?!?! Are you out of your mind?! Don't pursue this! I was just fine being left alone!

Come on... don't get those kinds of ideas in your head! Are you trying to depress me?!
kingofclocks: (♤ I beg & plead; singing)
[personal profile] kingofclocks
I have only one question and I hope you answer truthfully and promptly, for your sake--

Where is my Queen and why must you keep me from him? I don't have any interest in your other plans concerning myself, but if you intend to harm the Queen there will be consequences.
spacezombie: (⪢ graceful)
[personal profile] spacezombie
Yes, I'm certain the Contagion is not about to affect those not from Grismara. Not the same way as us, at least.

Still, I'm fairly sure no man would risk every STD on our planet for sexual intercourse.

WORLD CUP

Jun. 14th, 2014 06:32 am
mumland: (Default)
[personal profile] mumland
[ wince ]

While I am as pleased as you to see Spain lose, can you perhaps, tone down the screaming?

[ FIVE ONE ENGLAND. FIVE ONE ]

Yes. I am aware. I would hope you cheer as loudly for us when we play Italy.
shopsathardwarestore: (Excellent)
[personal profile] shopsathardwarestore
Once again those accursed turtles and their rat Sensei believe me destroyed. Once again they will pay in blood and suffering.

[Ch'rell starts laughing that malicious laugh of his, coming off as pretty menacing for such a small alien.]
accept_the_consequences: (Default)
[personal profile] accept_the_consequences
Listen Mun, I'm not going to complain about being brought back to life in a less shitty situation. Pretty sure wherever I was going wasn't that pleasant to begin with.

I'm just not cool with everything you've got in mind. I'm here to spin some ill beats and have sick adventures. Why are you trying to attract other dead people? Some weird ass corpse party or something? Seeing Jade again would be sweet of course, but I draw the fucking line at looking for Zahhak. Not sure what I would even say.

(OOC: Have a Battlestuck Dave Strider. For those unfamiliar with the AU it's Homestuck characters in the universe of Battle Royale.))
jackassahina: (Default)
[personal profile] jackassahina
Hahaha. Laugh it up now, 'cause you're gonna have a hell of a time writing me.

But do it quick. I totally wanna go to space.
ruffntumblenut: (Sort of a pout?)
[personal profile] ruffntumblenut
Yeah yeah the movie was great. Hooray for us.

Can we talk about the fact that you let me get EATEN ALIVE!? By a human?!

I mean I think he was human...even if his eyes were gone.

Being eaten by a dragon would be cool but a freaky monster human?

And worst of all is I met Thor! The Thor!!! And you're gonna let me go out like a chump where he can see it?

Whatever guy. Whatever.

...I guess it was nice that I got more spotlight then Tuffnut for a change in the movie.
shelbycobra: (In the pits)
[personal profile] shelbycobra
I'm pretty sure if you wanted to take Tobey to Le Mans, you'd actually have to ask Tobey. And his mun.

Never mind that I don't think he knows what endurance racing is.
isevilgenius: (Default)
[personal profile] isevilgenius
Heh heh... Earth, huh?

So tiny. So insignificant.

Perfect place for evil genetic experiments, far away from pesky Galactic Federation.

This, my dear mun, I approve.
dangeroussnake: (pic#7926514)
[personal profile] dangeroussnake
How sweet of you, little mun. You flatter me by taking such a keen interest in myself and my humble family. To think, you haven't even finished the first season yet. I've barely even begun to show my claws and already you want to be the puppet master to my strings.

I do hope you don't intend to allow me to become bored. That wouldn't bode well for either of us.
sinsandchaos: (p r e d a t o r)
[personal profile] sinsandchaos
{It really is eery how long Vincent can stare without blinking.}

Your interests aren't mine. Make a better appeal.
fiendfries: ([081])
[personal profile] fiendfries
I don't know, chicky-poo, I'm feeling just peachy. Of course pulling part time as an exotherm wasn't really part of the plan, but I think I have a new respect for Old Testament imagery.

Ya know, I gotta say I'm getting antsy. It's like sitting in a microwave and not knowing which kernel is gonna pop first. Popcorn is one thing, but I've had to floss flesh out of my teeth and it's not fun. Don't think Sam is ready to play nice just yet.

It's a work in progress.

But hey, chatting up cannibal serial killers? Now there's a fun way to spend a lazy afternoon. Doesn't really go with my not wanting to pick human out of my teeth, but this is one of those "beggars can't be chooser things", right?

Oh, and watching Dean mouth off to everyone? Priceless.

Man, now I'm gonna need some of that popcorn.
tideturning: (for the good of this town)
[personal profile] tideturning
... [Abe opens his mouth, then shuts it, and silently shakes his head.]



Alright, let me see if I understand... You want to--pluck me from my life, away from my wife and my son and... obligations--you want to pluck me away from all of that for a voyage on a ship that sails in the sky?

[He throws his hands up and shakes his head again, at a loss for words.]
mountainofevidence: (Default)
[personal profile] mountainofevidence
Mun, please calm down.

No, I cannot reveal my whereabouts! You're perfectly aware of that. You're just going to have to wait for the new episode like everyone else. It's only a few more hours... relatively speaking...

[But it feels like it's going backwards. It probably is! Time isn't real anyway!]

*sighs* I don't know why I attempt to reason with you in this state.
hildibrand: (Default)
[personal profile] hildibrand
I say, good mun, this place is fascinating! So many fanciful figures, both virtuous heroes and villains of ill-repute! This kind of world is simply heaven for an man of intrigue such as I, the great Hildibrand, inspector extraordinaire.

But, where is Nashu? Shouldn't she be here to share in the exciting adventures to come? And what of the good adventurer, and who can forget Greg and his plucky, poultry sidekick? It isn't befitting of a gentleman to leave his companions behind, my good mun!
swearstobegreat: (sneaky)
[personal profile] swearstobegreat
This will be great. I'll get to see Master and Prince and maybe even Seto. ...but I'd be just fine with the other two first. Oh- and Lady Isis! ...or everyone! Everyone is good. [But thinking more on it...] ...Master and Prince first, okay? Then maybe I'll teach you some really neat magic. But only if you find them!
northern_star: (✪12)
[personal profile] northern_star
I don't know... Jimmy Kyrk? Was plain "Kirk" too much of a copyright issue or something?

I know you're really fond of it, Mundane, but...

I don't know. I'm kind of jealous of "Lucas Skywalk".
Jimmy Kyrk sounds like the kind of kid you'd give swirlies after school...

At least I'm not "Cyber Dalekman", though.