Muse is happy about the canon point he's being pulled from. Also looking at potential games.

[shopsathardwarestore]

Once again those accursed turtles and their rat Sensei believe me destroyed. Once again they will pay in blood and suffering.

[Ch'rell starts laughing that malicious laugh of his, coming off as pretty menacing for such a small alien.]

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[witchlord]

"Once again"? It happens often enough to warrant a "once again"?

[shopsathardwarestore]

Only fools ask unwarranted questions.

[witchlord]

Giving you the benefit of the doubt was a bit over-nice of me; I'll just assume you "seemingly lose" very often indeed then.

[shopsathardwarestore]

And I will assume you are a barely functioning idiot with no sense of self-preservation all of the time.

[witchlord]

[His eye twitches. After a moment Arzti settles for giving an unpleasant hard grin.]

Be grateful you don't trigger my self-preservation instincts. And while you're at it, let's hear the size of the army it took to down you. If I'm to be properly cowed, it'd help to have some basis of comparison after all.

[shopsathardwarestore]

Threats have little impact on me, insignificant worm. I am a conquerer of worlds and killer of millions. Beyond that you will learn nothing. A small lesson in how impudent remarks and a failed attempt at intimidation will get you nowhere. At least not with me.

[witchlord]

Tch. You mouthy little meatball.

[He flexes his fingers a bit and dark storm clouds begin to appear above them.]

I'm the Witch, and I'm not so kind as to kill things that anger me.

[shopsathardwarestore]

I'm not going to repeat what I just told you regarding your little threats, buffoon, though I do find it ironic how easily provoked you are considering you were obviously hoping to try my patience earlier.

Now go on, show me what kind of power you hold over me in this place. Hahahahahahah!

[witchlord]

Is it really still a threat if you've already started taking action?

[He stabs his fingers toward Ch'rell and a few lightning bolts shoot from the clouds towards the alien in response.]

"Easily provoked"? Yes, yes I am. [He moves his hands around in an odd swirling gesture. If Ch'rell isn't too busy with the lightning, he might notice the still-growing clouds begin to rotate.] It's not as if ~being the bigger man~ has ever helped anyone.

[Arzti had a tad more patience than this most days, but dismissal is one of his sore points.]

[shopsathardwarestore]

[The utrom leaps and somersaults out of the way of the lightning bolts, glaring up at him with a toothy scowl.]

Unless you can follow up on it, then yes.

[So this imbecile wants to play rough, huh? Very well. Ch'rell is through playing games. He makes his way over to his hover disk which lifts him off the ground and sends him gliding through the air into the shadows. Soon enough a pair of red eyes seem to open, glowing in the dark.]

Your pathetic attempt at sorcery won't help you, "Witch".

[The little alien suddenly doesn't seem so little any more. He now resembles a man clad in an amalgam of ninja garb and samurai armor, razor sharp blades on the kote, sode and suneate.]

Now you face the Shredder.

[isevilgenius]

Interesting that you are having many troubles with such small earth creatures.

[shopsathardwarestore]

I am not dealing with the slow and simple kind you would find out in nature. These have gained sapience as well as larger, humanoid bodies. They are also practitioners of the art of ninjutsu.

[isevilgenius]

Hm. Sapient combat ready turtles, you say?

Why didn't I think of that?

Is settled. Will make you new experiments. Perhaps... genetically enhanced cyborg samurai armadillos!

[shopsathardwarestore]

No! The turtles are mine to slay! Mine!

[isevilgenius]

Please to be explaining how you will be doing this.

[shopsathardwarestore]

Slowly.