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[foolheaded]

Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Armored Bloodwing?! $16.45?! HELL YEAH! No, you don't understand, I have been waiting for this since the last sale with the Brew Pup and the Fey Dragon, and yeah I know I splurged on the Iron Skyreaver and the Swift Windstead, but DUDE the Skyreaver was WORTH IT and the Windstead goes GREAT with a bunch of my MOP gear-equipped toons.

But let's talk about this like adults, shall we?

GIANT BAT.

ARMORED GIANT BAT.

I think I rest my case.

Voice Test! Canon is the Parasol Protectorate series by Gail Carriger

[dandywerewolf]

Well, well, dear Mun, as glad as I am to have a face to my name, I do wish you wouldn't insist upon searching for an Anubis form to give me. Positively dreadful, that transformation, and I would wish to avoid such a thing as much as humanly supernaturally possible.

And while I'm flattered that you've chosen me, I do have some concerns. I am part of a pack now. I'm uncertain as to how being dragged away from that sort of tether would affect me, and I'm not quite sure I want to find out. (There is also the matter of my not wanting to be further away from Lyall than I absolutely must be.) I'd also rather you not take me to a place where I would be forced to be Alpha. Anubis form aside, I'm not ready for that yet. Despite what Lyall and Lord Maccon say, I'm rather still wary of becoming a Beta.

Please, do let us be smart about this. I'm not fighting you. I'm merely concerned.

An old muse awakens!

[doctorseahorse]

It's been a while since we've seen each other. A year? No, more than that. It seems that time continues to move just as quickly as it always does.

While the memories may be influencing your decisions, it would be  best if you did not dwell on them for too long, or allow them to persuade you in any way. I am perfectly fine staying here. There's no need for you to attempt to entertain me. I suppose, if anything, the quiet is a nice change from the normal activity of the Sohma house, but I doubt it'll last long. Especially not if Shigure is here as well.

Speaking of Shigure, I suggest you stop following in his footsteps and get back to work. You're only going to cause more stress for yourself and those around you if you continue to ignore it.

Voice testing the new muse

[scp_507]

Mun is it? I have to say this is one of the stranger situations I have found myself in, but not nearly as horrifying as most of them. I guess I can agree to this arrangement pretty easily.

Wasn't like I was getting much done in my version of the foundation anyway. Besides this seems like much more fun. You said there were mythical creatures, aliens and other SCPs here, right?

Let's go meet some.

Getting a Lecture...

[strikeoflightning]

Let me get this straight: you chose to put me in two environments where I have zero control over what happens? Where's your empathy? I thought you supported me.

{Her sword is out, but she isn't attacking. Her long years as a Warrior for Etro, Bhunivelze's "Savior" and, in the end, Bhunivelze's worst nightmare have taught her patience.}

It wasn't your doing that brought Serah back. {…} But you did make me stronger so I could protect her. For that, I guess I owe you some gratitude.

{Wait for gratitude est. 500 years.}

Just remember - I won't be anyone's pawn. I've played that game before and both times it gave me miserable results.

This time, I'm me.

On the mun's obsessive fangirling

[phasing_cat]

( Cut for DOFP spoilers )

(no subject)

[population_ctrl]

It's to be expected, isn't it? Brainless reactions in times of crisis. I told you before, people are sheep.

The far-right is a circus, little more. I certainly wouldn't worry.

Canon is Sports Night. Someone's a scaredy cat.

[flirtyengineer]

He'll come back for me. His mun is probably just busy. He loves me, there's no way he'd leave me.

[She's still fretting a little as she sits in a corner of the garage, waiting.]

I'm scared, of course I'm scared. I've been scared ever since Danny and Duncan left. I don't do well alone. I want him to come back, and someday for us to get married, and drive off into the sunset literally, and have a happy ending. I know that's a lot to ask but I think I deserve that. I think we both do.

He knows I love him. He'll come back for me...right?

[She'll just keep waiting.]

looking....

[facingdarkness]

So. This is the choice you're making?

I'll do it, but you're going to have your work cut out for you. If you slack off, you're really going to fall behind.

His mun continues to be mentally five years old

[imperceptibly]

I never thought you'd manage to make that thing about...miracles sound funny.

[Kuroko, please. This one was actually funny!]

Can we talk again after you realize how silly you're being?

(no subject)

[decayanddeath]

I knew that it was just a matter of time before you'd give in. I'm inside your head remember? Looking through all your thoughts. Finally I'm here. Let's create some chaos and destruction. Without the others getting in my way nobody can stop me.

[Mun polity points out that the Muse can't find any allies for his army either. Not to mention all the other superheroes around here.]

Ha, there's always somebody which will join my cause. Maybe they'll be weaker than usual but it's still an army. Now don't leave me hanging. Chop chop, get on with it.

On the KLK dubbing trailer

[sardinelover]

You know...it's strange, Mundane. Every time I hear that Uzu lad speak, I have the faintest urge to inflict physical harm upon Axel. I wonder if they're related...

[...shudder.]

...now there's a terrifying thought. Nevermind! Forget I said anything!

looking for castmates and maybe a home

[nyan_maru_junkie]

We already found Yukinko. Maybe Ogami and Nyanmaru are here too? As long as Gramps isn't here, I'll be happy.

[ As long as anyone BUT Heike is here he'll be happy. ]

Fourth is okay too....

episode 7 reaction; spoilers

[swingityswag]

No way! That wasn't really... [no you know what, he's so confused he can't even finish that sentence.] Was it?

Come on, mun! I know you were looking forward to my character development, but that's way too much of it! Haha...! [just gonna keep on laughing. Nervously.]

( upon finishing city of heavenly fire ; spoiler warning. )

[artem]

( cut for spoilers. )

In regards to maisondeportes

[seekevolution]

Yes, actually, it is terrible of you to wish that poor Molly would join Matt and I in this terrible place.

She's a child.

And you? You might well be a monster.

And here's Ricky complaining again.

[wherestheipods]

And you're still goin' to insist on the shippin' memes? Goin' to jus' keep throwin' me at those damned things? No one even bothered anyway...

(You're still mad about that? Come on...you should get yourself a nice lady or something...  Ooooh, you were upset no one responded, were you? Okay, what if I do something that you get you more friends. at least? Though, you could start by being nicer to others...start with Mari. She's nice.)

..... (He doesn't respond to any of that, just glares. Of course, he was warming up to her.)

(Aww, you're no fun.)

Lass, you're really gettin' on my last nerve...the -last- one. 

Oh look at that...it's time for a voice test

[toogreatforpants]

HAH!

I knew it wouldn't be too long before I, Iskandar King of all conquerors finally found his way into your headspace! Wonderful! Superb, even!

You must send me somewhere full of exciting new subjects and the like to join my army! I won't take no for an answer. Perhaps some of the residents in your headspace may care to join me?

[Actually, Rider... about that--]

Hm?! Oh I see! Then perhaps you can persuade them for me.

IN THE MEANTIME, TAKE MORE PRIDE IN YOURSELF AND HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE! THERE MUST BE PLENTY OF NEW PLACES FOR ME TO VENTURE INTO THAT WOULD ACCEPT THE LIKES OF A GREAT KING LIKE ME! GO FORTH AND FIND THEM, I SHALL CONQUER THE PEOPLE THERE AND FORCE THEM TO JOIN MY EVER GROWING ARMY TOO!

On the Maleficent Movie

[cursedtosleep]

Dear Writer,

I know you are incredibly excited about seeing the new Maleficent film, but I'm afraid I simply can't share your sentiment.

I would kindly appreciate it if you stopped insisting on the matter and how it concerns me. I don't think it does, under the circumstance.

Please, I would rather not discuss this anymore, especially not about her movie.

on some mun hesitations ...

[magnificus]

Well, I am certainly happy to see that you're attempting to be active again, you know, writing and all that.

But - [ apologetically irritated ] - by Jove, why are you still hesitating on placing me into a game?

I've only been about in your head for years.

I don't know how many times I have to tell you this, but it bears repeating:

[vitally]

(Possible spoilers in comments)


Everything's going to be all right.

Somehow. [Offers an encouraging smile.]

Now sit down and stop fretting while you look forward to the next season. You should make yourself some tea and go finish that book you've been meaning to look at for weeks instead of going over worst-case scenarios in your head.


Lovingly,
Jemma

really shaky voicetest, canon is transistor!

[icefront]

Hi.

You can hear me, right?

Keep holding on, you can do this. You're stronger than you think.

YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE THIS YOU ASSHOLE

[13sugars]

You don't even know how to use a candy thermometer!

And it is past your bed time! Go to bed and stop trying to set the house on fire for goodness sake!