potential for recent episode spoilers?
Jan. 28th, 2014 12:13 amNo. I'm not here to talk to you about canon events. I have to deal with things in my reality, but this is completely removed from Greendale and I'm keeping it that way. As far as I'm concerned, we're still back at the third season finale. Anyway, there are other things we need to discuss.
First I'd like to propose that you bring me here to air out my meta concerns more often. They don't go away with time. I'll still have them on the list even if you wait three months to think about what they might be. I kind of figured we had an agreement about that when you made the account and started actively roleplaying? Maybe I misread something.
Second: you didn't bring me through to the reboot of my game. I was in the middle of a documentary project with a City Hall internship. You turned me into a monstrosity made out of Lucas Luthor and Chuck Cunningham's spare parts. I'm a Frankenstein's Monster of showing up and then being put on a bus. Hello apocalypse, goodbye Abed. Last seen ascending the metaphorical staircase with a basketball.
Objectively speaking, I can respect holding out for the apocalypse. As far as dropping points go, it's pretty hard to come by natural conditions that give you a convenient excuse for disappearing. But I didn't get to say goodbye. That's more important than objectivity in this context. We should always be able to say goodbye.
Third: you should keep Evil Abed off the table. I understand wanting to explore a darker dimension, but some dimensions should be left unexplored. And so should some timelines. Evil Abed is a force of chaotic darkness and neatly-groomed facial hair that no man or woman was created to control. Which is kind of what happens when you switch alignments to follow natural plot progression. Casual villains are dangerous villains. In the oceanic depths of wrongdoing, Evil Abed is the equivalent of Jaws.
Fourth: please stop rewatching The Wicker Man. That's enough.
... I think that's everything I can cover in spoiler-free territory. You can probably get rid of the subject line warning.
First I'd like to propose that you bring me here to air out my meta concerns more often. They don't go away with time. I'll still have them on the list even if you wait three months to think about what they might be. I kind of figured we had an agreement about that when you made the account and started actively roleplaying? Maybe I misread something.
Second: you didn't bring me through to the reboot of my game. I was in the middle of a documentary project with a City Hall internship. You turned me into a monstrosity made out of Lucas Luthor and Chuck Cunningham's spare parts. I'm a Frankenstein's Monster of showing up and then being put on a bus. Hello apocalypse, goodbye Abed. Last seen ascending the metaphorical staircase with a basketball.
Objectively speaking, I can respect holding out for the apocalypse. As far as dropping points go, it's pretty hard to come by natural conditions that give you a convenient excuse for disappearing. But I didn't get to say goodbye. That's more important than objectivity in this context. We should always be able to say goodbye.
Third: you should keep Evil Abed off the table. I understand wanting to explore a darker dimension, but some dimensions should be left unexplored. And so should some timelines. Evil Abed is a force of chaotic darkness and neatly-groomed facial hair that no man or woman was created to control. Which is kind of what happens when you switch alignments to follow natural plot progression. Casual villains are dangerous villains. In the oceanic depths of wrongdoing, Evil Abed is the equivalent of Jaws.
Fourth: please stop rewatching The Wicker Man. That's enough.
... I think that's everything I can cover in spoiler-free territory. You can probably get rid of the subject line warning.