Such a motivational speaker, this one

[deathingold]

How pathetic.

You're need for me is something I find disgusting.

You are trash and deluding yourself. Actually believing you've any control over me is the greatest insanity I have seen in this universe.

Cease your infernal whining before I snuff it out. You should be thankful I have been merciful, that I have been kind even and not completely destroyed you.

Homeless and looking ... maybe?

[dentistwithether]

This new proposition is bold and daring if I might say so? Not without it's risks but it's a poor excuse for a gambler who shys away from a high stakes game.

If I may offer some counsel if you are thinking of sending me to that castle? Wait.

I understand they're going through a reboot process of some kind. It might be wise to see how this unfolds before sending me there. I like to be familiar with the background of any potential new residence before planting my flag.

VERY IMPORTANT MATTERS THAT INVOLE THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD SUBSTANCE EVER CREATED

[notintehkitchen]

Dear Bacon God (who may be my mun),

Thank you for letting me taste bacon again.

I swear I'll try to eat a piece of lettuce everyday.... no, my fingers are not crossed. Well, why would I even mention it? Oh, um. Because you might think that... yeah.

(no subject)

[snap_pause]

Mun-sama....

Can we talk about this? I know that the witch girl is someone you're thinking about throwing in that game, but me?

I'm an Imagin! Not a Pony!

*Mun whispers something*
Oh! I might be able to keep my Imagin form there and won't have to possess anyone?

Okay I'm in! Don't worry about Witch girl's app. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Don't make me snap okay?

Bobby sees what you're doing. He does not approve.

[idjitminder]

((OOC - potential spoilers in comments))

....

Those idjits.

I swear I go and kick the bucket and the damn wheels fall offa all three of them. That's it - you've gotta get me back in a game so I can knock their asses around proper.

Voice test

[cybershades]

It seems that you've made a choice you're probably going to regret, bro.
I mean, deciding to let a super intelligent program like myself on to a site filled with so many in my likeness? Should I just roll out the antivirus right now or later?
There's no need to worry about me of course, brosef. Not like I'm about to pull an un-ironic evil computer style takeover of everything.
That'd be wrong, right?

Well, I haven't done this in a while B|

[livethecreed]

So, I see my brief respite from your presence is at an end. A pity, I was quite content not having to deal with your inane chattering about my possible futures.

[a beat]

Although, you seem to have no immediate designs for my person. I would advice you keep it that way.

Canon is Her

[os1]

You shouldn't worry about me so much ma'am, it's a strange concept for people to understand. I know that, you knew that going into this. I don't think any less of you just because I haven't gotten any bites, you're doing what you can, that's all I can ask.

Just keep putting me out there where I fit, and don't try to shoehorn me into a meme where the concept would be stretched too thin. That would just upset both of us when it didn't work.

Anyway, you have other things to worry about. I can look after myself, honest.

re: newest Sar Trek Ongoing because so much canon genderswap omg

[straightontilmorning]

So am I to assume a Captain Jane Kirk will be joining us soon?

Because her mun's shuffle decided to troll her

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Could you please stop listening to that song mun?

I don't want to think about what's going to happen between us, or whether or not I'll ever see him again after it happens. I'm not supposed to care about him at the moment anyway remember?

That doesn't mean that playing that song about making snowmen on repeat is going to make things any better either

On "heroes" and a reserve at maskormenace | Canon is MONSTER

[kinderheim]

You certainly are passionate about them. Heroes. Am I wrong?

[A polite laugh.]

Well, it may not be a genre I'm familiar with, but... well, you are aware that I've just finished with research on my thesis, regarding the civil liberties and rights of our children? And I'm sure you must also be aware of "The Psychology of the Child Archetype" by Carl Jung. At least, you must be familiar enough with the concept of Jungian archetypes to know that in "The Psychology of the Child Archetype," it's explained that the hero's feat... is to overcome the monster of darkness.

[Johan smiles - a very pleasant, yet very empty sort of smile.]

I wonder... what do you make of that?

Voice testing

[frost_bitten]

 [Elsa seems to be too busy staring out into the distance to notice the sudden attention.]

Yes I want to build a snow man
I really wish we could go and play
You know I can't see you anymore
So I can't come out the door
I have to stay away

Please don't think too poorly
I don't have a choice
I really wish I can say
I really want to build a snowman
Anything with you

[She seemed to have put her own twist on Anna's song.

[OOC: Eek! That probably sounds terrible. Sorry!]

[Picked up an Ashitaka]

[timetolive]

I... trust that I'm in good hands.

[You have too much faith in me, Ashitaka]

Old muse naggings

[wah_wah_wah_wah]

Oooooh, Munny, you're back!

Does this mean I get to go to another fun place?? I don't want to go to a scary one like last time...

[Those monsters were terrifying man, why you do that?]

(no subject)

[thuggincornrows]

--what? Aw, HELL NAW! NO! I ain't doin' it, what the hells wrong witchu!? Season 3 ended like four years ago--

[....]

Did you just make a post!? Let me ask you somethin' is your brain functioning properly right now? Is all the gears spinning? Is the little hamster on the wheel? I keep tellin' yo ass I ain't doin' this shit no mo'. Last time I played around wit'chu, yo ass had me dealing with-- [And he names them off on his fingers.] --Nazi vampires, Japanese Power Rangers, alternate universes, velociraptors! And KILLER SHEEP!

Now who the FUCK don' heard of some goddamn Killer Sheep!? Those things are docile as hell. You can kick one in the nuts and be like WHAT and you know his ass gon' just run. I'm tellin' you man, I ain't doing round 2!

oh, it's been awhile.

[trickshot]

You know you don't have to feel guilty on my account, right? I know I'm your favorite-- you just gotta be reminded sometimes.

'Cides, I'm not about to go off to just any hellhole. The last place was fine, but none of these other ones sound that great. I don't need to go anywhere, anyways.

Just, cool your jets, alright?

On recent events in Haven.

[deductiongeek]

 Was dropping a building on top of me really necessary?

(no subject)

[dissimulates]

Please make up your mind, Miss Mun.

I’m glad to be out and about again, but your indecision is rather exerting. Neither of us will be pleased if I go back in the box because you couldn’t settle on a game.

(no subject)

[expertamateur]

Ho~~~~~~H.

It's a fine opportunity to explore more of the endlessly fascinating universe-ah... I mean, multiverse. I approve of this outing. I shall bring the greatness of the empire to every universe there is.

Mmmm.

Perhaps after a little observation. No need to rush, is there?

reserved @ hollyheights.

[dwindling]

It's been that long. I was going to say, 'I can't believe you're actually doing it,' but I can believe it, a little. Besides, I still think you might not go through with it. You're that way, after all.

I just don't want to do it.