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You know, the journal name and the canon point don't really go together. I mean, really. Why you gotta do me like that? I was just fine where I was. Enjoyin' the lap of luxury. No chores. No problems. No friends...
What? Don't look at me like that. I can make more friends. I mean, Wuya's my friend...kinda. When she's not busy threatening islands or changing magazines and stuff. She's busy. She's ruling the world. That's like...a major full time job. Like more than one. So cute her some slack. The golems...okay. They're bad. Really bad. But I'll deal. I always do.
Now how about you get me a hot pizza, a soda, and we can play some video games together. I mean, you're not much better than the golems but at least you talk normal and don't eat the hockey pucks.
[Gee. Thanks Raimundo.]
What? Don't look at me like that. I can make more friends. I mean, Wuya's my friend...kinda. When she's not busy threatening islands or changing magazines and stuff. She's busy. She's ruling the world. That's like...a major full time job. Like more than one. So cute her some slack. The golems...okay. They're bad. Really bad. But I'll deal. I always do.
Now how about you get me a hot pizza, a soda, and we can play some video games together. I mean, you're not much better than the golems but at least you talk normal and don't eat the hockey pucks.
[Gee. Thanks Raimundo.]