Reaction to "Three's a crowd"

[notmakingsense]

Yes, yes. I wasn't sick. Why in Equestia's name would an all powerful Draconequus such as myself ever have to suffer like that.

[He waves a hand at his mun's non-existent expression of disbelief.]

And I know what you're thinking. No, I didn't get really sick by the end. It was simply... more of my standard trickery. Yes.

[....Right.]

Oh, and while you're there, if I could ask of a teeny, tiny favor...

Comments

[no_vampires_plz]

Huh. So you're not really sick now?

[notmakingsense]

Of course not! Whatever gave you that idea?

[Yes, he's lying. Whatever told you otherwise?]

[no_vampires_plz]

Prove it.

[notmakingsense]

Well, I'm not blue right now, am I? Or green?

[He's telling the truth on that part at least.]

[no_vampires_plz]

Okay then. Let's go back to where the flower was and have the worm sneeze on you again, how about that?

[notmakingsense]

WELL, [He coughs awkwardly.] that's just what happens when you have a taztlwurm let loose some venomous breath.

Honestly, it's a good thing that your friend's germ shield or whatever kept you safe. What a taztlwurm can do to me is minor compared to what it would have done to you.

[no_vampires_plz]

So you were sick.

[notmakingsense]

You call that sick? Merely another attempt to save all of you.

You should be thanking me for saving you and your friends from the taztlwurm's illness by taking it all inside me.

[Yes, he's grasping at straws.]

[loveisabattlefield]

No.

[notmakingsense]

Really? Nothing?

[He scoffs.] And here I thought you were a princess of love or whatever.

[loveisabattlefield]

Well...I guess I could baby you back to good health, but I don't think you'd want that...

[cruel_kindness]

[Cruelly raises a hoof to make Discord stop speaking.]

Me first.

Die in a bucking fire.

[notmakingsense]

Oh dear, such strong words from my own creation.

[Poof! There's several bars of soap in his claws.]

Do we have to wash that filthy mouth of yours out?

[cruel_kindness]

[OH DAMNIT, NOT THE SOAP! Fluttercruel flinches and just... glares. She keeps silent as SHE DOES NOT WANT HER MOUTH WASHED OUT.]

[notmakingsense]

That's what I thought.

[SNAP! The soap disappears.]

Oh, to have to do something like this to my own daughter? [He flails melodramatically.] Where did I go so wrong?

[cruel_kindness]

[Cruelly relaxes a little when the soap goes away, but she still sneers.]

Probably when you forced me into her body.

[notmakingsense]

Would you rather have a new body? I thought you rather enjoyed your living conditions.

I mean, all you could do was ask nicely.

[cruel_kindness]

This has nothing to do with how we feel about sharing a body right now, this has to do with the reason I exist in the first place! You don't care about Fluttershy. You never did. You only care about yourself and what you want. And the latest episode proves it.

But me? I fought my way out of Tartarus in order to save Fluttershy.

[okeydokeyloki]

Are you sure? Like super ultra mega sure? Because you looked really really sick!

[notmakingsense]

And your friends would have looked really really dead if they hadn't had that germ-free bubble around them.

Tatzlwurms are such a pain to deal with sometimes.