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[therealprotagonist]

You know, the journal name and the canon point don't really go together. I mean, really. Why you gotta do me like that? I was just fine where I was. Enjoyin' the lap of luxury. No chores. No problems. No friends...

What? Don't look at me like that. I can make more friends. I mean, Wuya's my friend...kinda. When she's not busy threatening islands or changing magazines and stuff. She's busy. She's ruling the world. That's like...a major full time job. Like more than one. So cute her some slack. The golems...okay. They're bad. Really bad. But I'll deal. I always do.

Now how about you get me a hot pizza, a soda, and we can play some video games together. I mean, you're not much better than the golems but at least you talk normal and don't eat the hockey pucks.

[Gee. Thanks Raimundo.]

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[littlewoodgecko]

Brother Raimundo?

[therealprotagonist]

Omi? ...Wait. You're too short.

Who are you and why did you call me Brother? I have eight brothers and sisters and you aren't any of them. ...Unless mom had another kid. Please tell me mom didn't have another kid.

[littlewoodgecko]

Have you forgotten? You are a brother monk.

[therealprotagonist]

Heh. Sorry kid but I think you missed the memo. I'm not a monk anymore. I'm on the Heylin side now. You know, ruling the world with Wuya.

Hey! You here to sign up? I'm sure she'll let you live in the palace with us. You just got to swear your eternal loyalty and all that.

[littlewoodgecko]

You have become evil. [Ping Pong's eye go wide with disbelief and possibly hurt.]

[therealprotagonist]

Uh yeah. That's what I just said...

[Rai pauses.] So...you wanna come play video games or what?

[littlewoodgecko]

But why would you join them?!

[No, apparently he doesn't.]

[therealprotagonist]

Why wouldn't I? I've got every video game ever made. I rule the world. And I'm loving in the lap of luxury. Oh! And I have a real bed. Not some mat on the floor.

I got tired of the mook monk life. I mean, who would want to live like that forever?

[littlewoodgecko]

...I would.

[therealprotagonist]

...Wat?

[notoads]

Isn't threatening islands bad?

[therealprotagonist]

That's kinda what the Heylin side does. I mean, Wuya is kind of a bad negotiator. Not really my department though. She rules the world and I get to live in the lap of luxury. Not a bad deal.

I could put in a good word for you, you know. If you're interested in that kind of thing.

[arrowsparrows]

Wuya? [She crosses her arms.] Did we get passed that a long time ago?

[therealprotagonist]

Not really all that long ago. I joined Wuya, helped conquer the world, and you guys are off missing with Jack Spicer. That's pretty much all I remember.

You know, the pink one was always my favorite on you.

[He's going to smirk. Opposite sides or not, what's a little harmless flirting, right?]

[arrowsparrows]

You're kidding right? Rai, we've been over this; Wuya's evil. And last I checked, you were back on our side.

[She curls her lip slightly.]

And, ugh, just don't.

[therealprotagonist]

Great. You're all backwards too. I joined the Heylin side and Wuya rules the world. Last thing I knew, Wuya was giving me my own room in the palace with everything she promised me.

...Fine. I won't.

have an AU Dragon Jack

[flying_nerd_hidden_dragon]

[Jack is standing there in Xiaolin dragon robes and just looking at Rai sympathetically.]

Trust me Rai it's not worth it. Wuya uses people, that's what she does. Your real friends are back at the temple and willing to forgive you.

This is the best match up ever.

[therealprotagonist]

[Rai is just going to stare at Jack.]

You're kidding, right? I leave and they replace me with...you? Wow.

Of course

[flying_nerd_hidden_dragon]

No that's not what happened at all.

I know this is going to sound weird but I'm from another universe. When all this is over and you stuff Wuya back in puzzle box I end up on Master Fung's radar as a Dragon.

[therealprotagonist]

...Hold it. Rewind. You saying you're from some other world where I double cross Wuya and...you end up a dragon? Of what element? Girly screams?

[flying_nerd_hidden_dragon]

Yeah I mean you needed my help and Omi's help to get a new puzzle box, but you switched sides again.

No, I'm the dragon of metal. Being a dragon didn't automatically make me change sides though. That came later.

[therealprotagonist]

Uh huh...not sure I believe you.

[Though Jack doesn't look as scrawny as he used to. Has he been working out?]

Why would I do that? Wuya's given me everything I ever wanted? Why double cross her?

[flying_nerd_hidden_dragon]

Probably because she can't give you the one thing you want that's not a material thing, friends.

Everyone's still up for forgiving you at any time and you could have your friends back.

[He won't bother with proving it to Rai yet. The important thing was getting him to see the error in what he was doing.]

[therealprotagonist]

...Whatever. I can deal without friends. I'll be fine.

[He can't just think he's going to do that. He just can't.]

So yeah, you can go on living the mook monk life. I'll stick with Wuya and the video games and race cars.

[flying_nerd_hidden_dragon]

[He sighed.]

You know I had that. Sure I wasn't the hand-puppet of the world dictator like you, but I had material things. You think the Jack-bots are cheap?

[He couldn't remember if this Rai would of seen his house or not.]

But I didn't have friends. I didn't even have a good family. You wanna know what made me walk out the door with you guys? You heard my parents call me a freak and a failure within ear shot and instead of backing off you said something about it. You offered me a place to stay and people I could actually rely on.

[His anger was rising by this point.]

So if you want to throw all of the away, fine, but at least realize what you're throwing out.