Rusty

[fierce_marauder]

So, did you ever think this day would come? The day where you'd miss good ol', dashing Hervey so much that you just couldn't resist pulling him out to play again? 'cos, you know, I've been itching to play.

C'mon, what was it that made you miss me? My undeniable charm? My rugged good looks? The tension and the terror of being a pirate, roaming the high seas for trouble? Well, whatever it is, it don't make any difference to me, as long as I'm out here again!

Now, who else is around here? Let's see what lovely little ladies I can't snag. It's only fun if they're hard to get.

Probably homeless forever

[cold_blooded]

You're the one who dragged me up again. Don't blame me for problems you caused yourself, okay? Or, you know, just admit I'm fun when you let me be. Either way, quit being embarrassed and get on with it. I'm what you made me to be, so why get all bothered by it?

But, you know, if you're going to keep me around keep pestering the angry guy. It's adorable.

On being apped somewhere (Probably teleios) Canon: Nikita

[divisional]

I barely know who I am and now you not only want me to believe that you have me figured out but you think I should trust you?

How do you expect me to do that when you want to send me somewhere I 'supposedly' can't escape from?!

( Cut for Minor Season 3 Spoiler )

What have I done?

[greatdragon]

[The large huge ginormous dragon hisses in distaste, fixing his sharp eyes forward.]

I am not one to be taken lightly. Do you know who I am, small creature??

[He draws himself up, wings outstretched.]

I am SMAUG and there is none who can pretend to command ME. You may try, Writer of Words, but you will fail.

You should have picked the Halfling.

(no subject)

[rainbowgirl]

Okay. Okay. I know a superhero's got to have enemies. A nemesis. But could you just... I don't know, not have me fall in love with the daughter of mine? It's really, really, really impractical. Like, really impractical. Like, trying to wear your panties as a hat levels of impractical. I'd rather nurse an unrequited love for my straight best friend than -- Okay, I wouldn't. Forget I said that. Don't get ideas.

Why can't I just have an uncomplicated love life? Oh, wait, I already know the answer to this one. It's the superhero thing, isn't it?

Fleshing out an OC who's been sitting around forever without love.

[cassie_fg]

Yeah, so what if I keep a dragon talon on a rack over my desk? Rel was a huge asshole to me and I won it fair and square. I don't care if it's synonymous with keeping an ex's finger on a necklace; if you got swept off your feet by this butch piece of ass who said he didn't give a shit about hiding in plain sight, and he treated you like treasure when everyone else just rolled their eyes at you and told you to reel it in, you'd put some stock in this guy. And then when it turned out he was all or nothing on the sanctity of eggs and that as treasure you counted as fucking property, and every time you told him to go bugger a lizard he swept back in to "take me back" then, yeah, by the icicle-cock of Bahamut, I'm going to put a stop to it.

Besides, it's kosher where he comes from. That firelicking scalerotter's lucky I'm not typing while gazing up at his twisted little heart.

Anyways mun, I think it'd be pretty cool if you ruled in that this thing would make a great sword or sickle or scythe or whatever you use a honking big fire-hardened claw for, and then go around telling people that I know how to use it... if you did that, I think it's within the realm of possibilities that I might actually train up.

You never know, the red menace might decide to wing on back. I don't think a well-bled heart would be out of place as a centerpiece.

OC be restless

[popup]

You know how it goes; I'm basically the only one up here in your head that wants to go somewhere, and yet I'm in the bleachers. Talk about being unfair huh? Best case scenario I get to be the cool computer program that saves the world. Worst case scenario I get a physical form back again. I don't know about you but I think that's what people call a win-win situation.

(no subject)

[dice_dice_baby]

I wouldn't worry about them, mun.

It's not your fault they're too narrow-minded to understand you.

homeless, but definitely looking

[deadliestwoman]

You really think you can handle me?

You saw what happened to Stark, right?

Things are happening and a certains someone has no time for this

[inkarchitect]

I fail to see why there is need for any sort of annoucement. Is there really no one else that could be bothered to do this trivial nonsense?

[A despondant yawn.]

Honestly, I have buisness to attend to; so much construction to finish, pulling me out like this before it is complete is just wasting time.

Find someone else more likely to go along with this worthless invitation, I'll have no part of it.

[He sighs; why did they have to let people in?]

mun is drowning in AU headcanon feels and got mad at the muse

[solowingpixy]

Quit overreactin', kid. Now, care to elaborate how this is my fault?

[YOU KNOW FULLY WELL HOW IT'S YOUR FAULT.]

... right. Whatever you say, kid. It's fortunate you're not a pilot- acting like that would get you killed in an instant.

Besides, that "headcanon" of yours is hardly my fault. You're responsible for your own actions, and I am my own. So leave me out of somethin' that isn't my fault; you can blame those friends of yours for that.

(no subject)

[aislingoftheforest]

 So you missed going to that college place again. I don't care. I'm bored, and now you have more of a chance to play.

I want to go someplace that's actually fun, not frightening or dying.

about his username

[libracant]

 This is... most inappropriate for a man of the clergy.

Because look who I play?

[crownless_king]

So. This tree thing?

How many "Hang gliding on a snowy Christmas Eve"s out of five do you think it deserves? Cause I can't tell shit about it and I'm already giving it about a three.

Maybe a three point five. Something about love hotels and the ride never stopping.

working on an app...

[demystifying]

A scientist can convert into a subject and vice versa at any moment. You do not seem to be one that seeks knowledge and answers to the world's mysteries yet it appears that I have become the subject for your research in understanding my scholarly disposition along with my lucid past. You also have taken substantial interest in my relationships with my comrades.

What an inquisitive mind you possess. Quite fascinating yet naive on your behalf. Please, continue with your studies on "me". It will be interesting to see what one can learn about another without direct communication to each other.

Looking for fellow WD characters or anyone to talk too.

[southernpeach]

You should have known this would happen! After all this time of ponderin back and forth, runnin round like a damn chicken, you finally decided to make that long ass journey to here. In hopes of at least findin someone, anyone. They couldn't have gotten that far now could they? They wouldn't have just left ya alone after the attack?

Guess again little girl.

Now here ya are, ya finally gave in and came along. Now what? Can't find your brother, don't see a damn clue from ANYONE in the group. Ya waited too long, ya know that right? Yet here ya are, after given in.

Last time I checked you're still very much alone....

Bad Morgan

[following_her_steps]

Why are you looking at me like that? No one got hurt and Inigo was clearly joking when he said I was acting like a sociopath!

I'm not like that all! It's perfectly normal to choose the coolest way to kill your opponent!

[ ........ ]

It's not brutal! The Risen are already dead so they can't feel it. It's just cool to see!

Regarding juvenile spamming at the_love_hotel.

[dice_dice_baby]

EDIT: you fuckers all got what you wanted. I'm leaving this community and I'm not coming back. I hope you're fucking happy.

An old muse rekindled and saw some dual wielding in skyrim.

[bubbles_tactician]

I must admit. Dual wielding is pretty impressive. Imagine, I could cast what ever spell I wish and then slash at my opponent. But I hardly have the strength to do such a feat, so I'm afraid that the idea will just be a mere fantasy.

Perhaps I could ask Henry to teach me some hexes instead? Maybe I'll be able understand Henry and Tharja better...As well as do a good counter attack to any enemy dark mages.

Mun saw this and did laugh until they died.

[miniacreofland]

[Looks at this and sneers.]

Well of course I'm fucking, god damned Mordor!

Canon is Web Comic

[sixhalves]

Oh dear,

It seems I have intimidated you with my beauty and brilliance. It must be very hard for you, being so ordinary and plain. But, think of my plight. I am cursed to be desired by all who know me. It would be so much easier if I could be simple and unremarkable like you. Do not envy me.

It is good to be back. I only wish I knew what you wanted of me.

Oh well, to be here is enough. Hello everyone.

No words can describe this...

[imabarbarianrawr]

Oh! Are you gonna take em on an adventure?

[GASP!]

Does that mean I'll get to go into one of those parties!

welp

[aprilshepard]

So...what, you went through all this trouble without actually having a plan to do anything with me?

Gee, thanks.

Look, I guess it's -- flattering? [creepy?] But I don't have time to be sitting around doing nothing. If you're not going to find me a game, send me back to the Normandy. I've got more than enough work to do.

Arbor Day

[treedad]

This is a day to honor one tree, who dist suffer a terrible curse far more pervasive than even I, the Great Deku Tree, suffered. I, the Great Deku Tree, call upon the trees to raise their voices in mourning.

Let the wind carry our song.

Aftermath of very recent events | Canon is Ar Tonelico: Melody of Elemia

[funbun]

Well, I tried to be helpful anyway. At least it was nice to get out and stretch for a bit. I guess that means it'll be time to be hitting the memes and game search after this, huh?

It'll be nice to actually find a place to put my feet down on the ground again at. I wonder if that High Seas place is still open for people to join in? I know you've got that other guy excited on going still, but I wouldn't mind it myself.

Other than that, I am pretty content with sticking at museboxes again. But find me some familiar faces to at least chat up sometime, you know? It's been forever since I've seen everybody from home. Or funbuns! I could definitely go for some funbuns!

spoilers for tonight's episode

[coy]

I completely agree. We're just going to pretend that never happened.


I mean, seriously?

newly made derp

[friendleadership]

( Cut for blue courier )

what am i even doing. canon is evil dead: the musical

[rippedoutfit]

I don't understand why you could possibly thing I have the time for something like this. I'm a very busy person, you know, with a very hectic schedual. Daddy always told me not to get side-tracked by the unimportant things, and frankly... this seems unimportant.

Regarding the end of Treegate 2014

[soldiernumber2]

Yes mun, I too grief for the departure of our glorious new friend. But let us not forget them, we should celebrate their memory and their accomplishments!

Everyone, ready? We say farewell to you, magnificent Tree Fucker!

[He raises his fist, and-]

TREE FUCKER! TREE FUCKER! TREE FUCKER!

Canon is Black Lagoon

[comeplay]

[There’s a young, boyish giggle. With his head tilted to the side, his eyes closed, and a grin on his face, he looks every bit the image of a young boy.]

If you want to play, we should get to pick the game. [His lids open, revealing purple eyes.] There’s so many people to play with. [The smile widens and it doesn’t seem like he’s speaking to a single mun anymore.] So, how about it? Will you play with me and My Sister?

[ooc note: replies will come from Hansel and/or his sister Gretel. Please note the trigger warnings here and here and know the comments have the possibility to turn dark]

on getting an anime adaptation, canon is akame ga kill!

[cosmetician]

Hey, will you calm down already? You're embarrassing yourself.

[Her tone is light and conversational rather than irritated, though, a teasing edge to each casual word.

The stick of a now-devoured lollipop is clenched lightly between her teeth. She flicks it away and pulls out another lollipop from....somewhere...and starts unwrapping it, popping the sweet into her mouth.]

Besides, it's too soon to get this excited! Maybe the group entrusted with the responsibility of adapting my story will be those idiots......what was the name, "Studio Deen"? And then you'll throw a fit like a certain shrimp comrade of mine. Maybe you'll even cry, or something lame like that!

[A lazy, cat-like grin.]

Ah, to be soft again.....normally I'd warn against being like that, you know. But in this case, watching you flip out over inconsequential things is pretty entertaining, so I'll allow it this once.

regarding - oh hell you know what.

[punsofiron]

Okay kids, show's over, nothing to see here.

Instead of pushing an entitled brat's buttons all day, I got somethin' to say that I'm pretty sure nobody's pointed out today.

[And she thrusts an RPG book in mun's face] IRONCLAW IS FUCKING AWESOME!

(no subject)

[glacialis_nemo]

Mundane, will you stop that hideous cackling?

I'd rather endure having Twelve's pernicious screeches ringing in my ears than that cacophony.