about his username

[libracant]

 This is... most inappropriate for a man of the clergy.

Comments

[frequentsigher]

At least it's humorous from the start? Mine decided to be serious. Somewhat.

Which might have been better for me, considering the choices available to her.

[ CUE SIGH. ]

[libracant]

I am... certainly not opposed to humor, Cordelia, but this particular brand of humor is a little, ah...

Perverse.

[frequentsigher]

I suppose the humor is found in how perverse it is?

Not that I found it humorous - I'm not that sort of woman - but the intention behind it is.

That's what I think, anyway. If you ask me, it's better than being named 'chromblocked'.

[improver]

[wow...!]

Persuading your mundane to pay fifteen dollars to change your username to something more... fitting, is certainly out of the question. Unfortunately there's nothing you can do about it, short of switching accounts altogether- but that is also not within your power.

...

Might I ask how such a username was even chosen?

[libracant]

[oh, laurent...]

...I'm afraid it makes for a rather short story.

[improver]

[fffffff]

I see... it was nothing more than a childish joke. Just as I'd suspected.

How demeaning. My condolences, sir.

The username took me a minute to figure out xD

[bubbles_tactician]

At least your username has your actual name?

My username sounds more like a pet name...

[libracant]

Gaius's pet name, if I'm not mistaken?

My mundane is now kicking herself over the fact that "padre" is taken.

[bubbles_tactician]

Why he chose that name is beyond me, he did it just when I was scolding him! Am I doing it wrong?

[It's because he's not tall isn't it?]

It seems like that would be the first thing to be taken... But I suggest you don't fret too much over your username. Not many people will get it.

[astralogist]

I don't understand.

[libracant]

[...you wouldn't]

I'm afraid it might not be proper for me to explain it to you.

[astralogist]

No. Tell me. It's going to be on my mind all day, and I won't be able to concentrate.

...And now my mun is laughing, which makes this even more annoying. Tell me.

[holycrows]

Nya-ha-ha it's funny because your weird religion makes it so you can't do anything!

[libracant]

[HE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO DENY IT...]

You needn't rub it in.

[holycrows]

I won't! That's why I've arranged these revenant corpses to spell out an apology for me!

[stealsdogs]

I understand how you feel.

[libracant]

Do you really?

[...understand, or steal dogs?]

[nahtscared]

Naga won't judge, I'm sure.

[Let's be frank, even she probably finds it funny.]

[libracant]

Of course not. Naga's heart is open to all, so long as they believe and repent.

...even my mundane.

[his voice sounds rather strained at the last sentence...]

[philandropist]

[ Virion just winks. ]

[libracant]

[gods, no]

Virion, what are you doing?

[dulcia]

I have to admit, Padre, I didn't expect a man like you to have such a name in the first place. But at least yours is funny. Most would look at mine and tilt their head at it from the get go.

...still, why would they choose something like that in the first place? Aren't you monks supposed to be against that sort of thing?

[libracant]

Ah, Gaius. My mundane is no linguist, but she can at least infer that it means something like "sweet" — no need to worry.

[a... resigned sigh] I believe she is the type to value crude humor above all else. Granted, the Ylissean clergy is not sworn to celibacy, but... some tact would be nice.

[truthintouch]

[headtilt]

Is... that a play on words?

[libracant]

Of... sorts.

If it isn't recognizable, I'd advise you not to worry about it.