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dear_mun2014-01-23 09:52 pm
friendleadership) wrote in dear_mun2014-01-23 09:52 pm
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newly made derp
okay, so, um, hi, there player! ...i guess!
gosh, this is soo weird.
okay so let me see if i get this straight. how this works is that i am like, a part of your mind, i guess? and then i can step out of the page that i come from and then you can put me in places where i can go on adventures and stuff?
huh...
...well, no, i'm not weirded out about it. i mean we've seen a lot of really weird crap with paradox space and i think i was winding up in very weird places along the timeline. so if anything this actually sounds kind of interesting! but...
well, what about my friends? i mean dave and rose and jade and karkat and all the other trolls? i wouldn't be a good friend if they were still in danger!
oh, so there are some of them that are in our situation? cool! then maybe if i were put in a game with everyone this wouldn't be so bad!!
sex games? h-horror? crap, murder too? wow, geez, i hope you aren't planning on sending me to those games? HEY WAIT. if my friends are there then they will definitely need my help! so, um, player... geez, that sounds so weird, but if that's where everybody is then i insist that you send me there this instant! i got to help them!!
gosh, this is soo weird.
okay so let me see if i get this straight. how this works is that i am like, a part of your mind, i guess? and then i can step out of the page that i come from and then you can put me in places where i can go on adventures and stuff?
huh...
...well, no, i'm not weirded out about it. i mean we've seen a lot of really weird crap with paradox space and i think i was winding up in very weird places along the timeline. so if anything this actually sounds kind of interesting! but...
well, what about my friends? i mean dave and rose and jade and karkat and all the other trolls? i wouldn't be a good friend if they were still in danger!
oh, so there are some of them that are in our situation? cool! then maybe if i were put in a game with everyone this wouldn't be so bad!!
sex games? h-horror? crap, murder too? wow, geez, i hope you aren't planning on sending me to those games? HEY WAIT. if my friends are there then they will definitely need my help! so, um, player... geez, that sounds so weird, but if that's where everybody is then i insist that you send me there this instant! i got to help them!!
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we got a new egbert in our midst
the party is gonna get started real quick in here like oh man
windy nerd all up in our space
blowing up all the skirts and making the girlies scream
fucking amazing man
so hey there new john
whats shakin
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long time no see! :D
but yeah this whole being new thing is kind of weird.
because it's not like i'm new new, but more like i'm newly made for this player?
which sounds like shitty game sburb would pull, or maybe a troll?
nah it's too dumb, even for them.
anyways, i suppose the answer to that last question is...
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youre here and thats pretty cool
like there are other versions of you roaming around here but they dont really seem very active
this place is all lacking of the egbert shenigans man
so good to know we have another one of you strolling on in here
but yeah its all timeline shenanigans to me
i stopped attempting to care about all that myself
just gonna take it that i got others wandering around here that i recognize even if theyre not my particular timeline
any egberts better than no egbert am i right
dont you dare say bacon
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(hehehehe)
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well, i don't know about all that, but i am pretty glad to be here! my player definitely tries to be active, though i've been told that sometimes gets in the way. but i guess i can relate to that, you know?
3/3 he is such an expressive derp...
those sound really stupid.
but wait, so there are more than one of me from different part of the timeline sort of like you?
bluuuuuh...
time shenanigans!
even in a weird in-between place like this we just don't seem to find a way to get away from them.
He's the cutest. Dave's expressive(ish), but it's hard to find all the icons necessary for him.
i dont know man
sometimes the sex games can be fun
and not even really be entirely focused on sex
i mean the sollux sharing the green room here did a kink meme thing that was like ten tags of smut and then another thirty of him nerding out with the dude
it all depends on where the muns wanna take a thing
the murder stuff not so much but i cant really see you in that kind of thread anyway
tell you what
if you see me around
doesnt matter what kind of meme
you can hit me up and we can have these stupid shenanigans and not have to worry about strangers and shit
and yeah there are versions of all of us
it just depends on who you talk to
theyre not really as visible to eachother as everyone is to any given dave
its really a bit of a cluserfuck of the highest order
not even a clusterfuck really
more like a hivefuck
goddamn hivecomplexfuck making things confusing as shit to the rest of yall
anyway my timelines john isnt around at least
none of them are
its just me
i feel like i should be singing a song about being all alone
all woebetide and shit
1/3 he's expressive for monoface :3c
[John, stop.]
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And here we have Dave, Daveing his heart out about dicks.
a speech for the ages
Re: a speech for the ages
1/2 i capped on reflex :D;;
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this is kinda spooky...
but at the same time maybe it's neat that we get to meet!
as for those games, some of them sound pretty terrible.
even worse than getting tricked into a doomed timeline...
but you know what? you're right (i mean i'm right. ha ha, we're right?) if our friends need help then it might be worth it to scoop them out of trouble! or at least make sure that they have someone to help them through the hard times, right???
i don't know about your mun but i think that if i was in your position i would just make sure to keep them from losing track of what's important...
unless they are looking at games where trouble doesn't figure in, but it doesn't sound that way.
are there really a lot of our friends in a lot of bad games??? my mun has not had time to look around yet.
now you have me worrying too!
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i mean i know dave just told me there were more than one of us. but seeing the real me definitely makes it more real.
but i suppose that's the point.
i'm not sure either, though!
my player told me that there are a lot of our friends.
and trying to keep track of them all is really sort of annoying and headache inducing!
so it sounds like a lot of work to try to help them all.
but i guess that's where two of me is a good thing, huh?
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hey, i have a bad feeling about this...
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i was sort of implying that! because if there is two of us trying to help our friends then that means we'll be twice as likely to succeed!
and nobody can argue with that logic!
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well, on the one hand whenever a team splits up, someone usually dies.
but on the other hand you know what bill murray says about doing more damage!
so unless one of us is a REALLY doomed john then maybe we can't lose!
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this is more entertaining than it has any right to be
ikr xD
I'm a complete newbie to this character. This is like... double-time practice!
same :3
okay so this is getting silly, but shh!
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that cut paper icon is so perfect
it has it's uses ;D
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welcome to meta space
which is somehow weirder yet more normal than paradox space
could not tell u how that works out
but cant deny the exp
careful with where u go tho dude
like there r our peeps everywhere fucking where
there are other johns about to help u out
me too even if its just one or mb two games ~_^
but srsly dont run yourself into the ground
metaspace is fucking huge
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haha thanks, i feel sooooo welcomed! :B
you know it's kind of strange not seeing you in your thief outfit.
which i guess is rogue since thieves already have their own outfits?
but still you looked all cool and ready to make like a bandit and split.
[You're rambling, John. You don't want to make her bored like last time.]
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i mean the medium was pretty huge too.
and if my friends are in danger i can't just not do anything!
that isn't what friendleaders do!
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always gotta welcome the cute blue friendleader
course i am
im always ready to robin hood it up
tho i can make anythin work for it
even the wa lolita outfit im wearin these days
(not rockin the color though tan is not a good color for me)
but hellz yeah
always rockin the rogue thing
yeah medium was huge
but look at it this way
metaspace has multiple things the size of the medium
its like infinity squared
n thats legit
just remember
best way to keep helpin
is makin sure u can keep helping by not self implodin
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[the standard John response when he doesn't get it. |D]
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ur a cutie ;)
accept it
right now im in a game
on a team
got a uniform
HORRIBLE team color
cutest fuckin design tho
also currently rocking the amnesia and skill loss
somehow also team leader which the mun will not stop laughin bout
amnesia is the WORST for muns to make stupid jokes
our canons aint the only ones with a multiverse
or have frog universes
so theyre kinda diff?
i think
mb
fuck its confusing
panfandom games r the worst thing for trying to figure out how shit works
finally
saving friends is not a sprint
that shit is an endurance run
sometimes u gotta lose a little time
to make sure u can make it to the end
instead of collapsing
srsly nothing worse then seeing that finish line
with the checkered flag
all those cheering fans
then nope
body wont do anymore
gonna fall flat on ur face
wondering where u went wrong with all that training
that u end up face down on the ground five feet from the end of the forty two mile race
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look he's been around a bit he thinks he knows a thing or two
whether this will be borne out in any kind of reality…]welcome to the wide world of metaspace!
it'll be a trip.
hopefully not literally, haha!
and there may still be some surprises, you never know!
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though if i'm honest i don't think i'll ever get used to seeing multiple mes running around.
actually i don't know how dave stands it, now that i think about it!
err... no offense.
and as for the surprises what's the worse that can be?
i mean we survived our home blowing up, imps, harlequins, jack, the scratch and even a pile of cakes that can be stacked a mile high and we're still here.
what's the worst that can happen?
[...now that's just tempting fate, John...]
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i think you just get used to it, eventually
i mean, i'm not sure how likely it is we'll run into other uses these days, but you never know!
[hmm. does he act as though that's for him, or for Dave…? … Rule of Funny says Dave, so he tilts his head back, like he's listening (and that's entirely possible), and then grins and shrugs.]
he says 'oh man that's pretty much what i'd expect from an egbert
not even that harsh sheesh
but all you need to do is just roll with it
seriously'
[…haha. ha. ha.
okay the grin fades a little but he's still not going to totally ruin other John's hopes! just. give him a sampling.]
okay well!
one of the things that happened in one of the places i was in was losing my powers.
that kind of sucked.
but the people who didn't usually have powers got them, so that worked out! sort of.
aisde from a whole bunch of people taking to crime.
it started snowing inside, too.
and- if you asked a certain question, whoever you were talking to had to give three answers- two truths, one lie.
oh, and i got turned into a bird.