homeless, but definitely looking

[deadliestwoman]

You really think you can handle me?

You saw what happened to Stark, right?

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[ineradicable]

What happened to Stark?

[ It's not that he really cares, but rather that he's indulging in a little bit of schadenfreude. ]

[deadliestwoman]

He got more than what he bargained for.

[ineradicable]

Doesn't he always?

[deadliestwoman]

So it seems. I'm not sure what to think of him sometimes.

[ineradicable]

I don't think anyone is.

[deadliestwoman]

Not even you?

[ineradicable]

No, I've got a pretty good idea.

[ It just isn't particularly positive. ]

[deadliestwoman]

Let's hear it then. [Oh yes. She wants to know.]

[ineradicable]

Just to be clear, are we trying to increase or decrease the positivity of the conversation?

[deadliestwoman]

[She laughs.] Increase.

[snakesandspiders]

Refusing to admit their limits is a common mortal trait. Envying the gods as always.

[deadliestwoman]

Can you blame them? Must be boring being so...ordinary.

[snakesandspiders]

Lack of excitement is the least of their worries, but I surely madness must afflict their minds at the sheer expectedness of their tiny lives.

[deadliestwoman]

Well, I'm not sure if I can help her escape this 'madness' you speak of. My life is chaotic all the time.

[snakesandspiders]

An excess of order is just as maddening as an excess of chaos. I cannot stand the civilised world they are forced to live in.

[deadliestwoman]

Oh? I'm sure you're a fun person to be around.

[snakesandspiders]

I usually have fun at the least.

[deadliestwoman]

I think I might like you.

[snakesandspiders]

Not an uncommon reaction.

[Oh yes it is.]

[deadliestwoman]

[A smirk.] Sounds like you're quite popular. Like my armored earth friend.

[snakesandspiders]

Now I recall the name... The 'Iron Man.' No, I am not like his kind.

[deadliestwoman]

So you're not a self-absorbed billionaire with a thing for the ladies? [She's just teasing him now.]

[snakesandspiders]

I do not have all those traits.

[Because he reckons he's a ladies man.

I mean look at his pretty face.]

[deadliestwoman]

No? Don't be modest. What kind of a guy are you?

[snakesandspiders]

I am a savage god, not so definable as any sort of 'guy.' I am Ai Apaec, and there are no others like me, and what I am can only be illustrated by action and not words.

[deadliestwoman]

I see. [She folds her arms across her chest.] Bet you're handy in a fight.

My name is Gamora.

[snakesandspiders]

I've collected the heads of armies. [So yeah. Fights are his deal.] I hope you find no offence in my asking what manner of creature you are, Gamora. The universe is vast and knowledge of it rare.

[deadliestwoman]

An interesting one. [She laughs.] Zen-Whoberi, fighter, assassin, etc. Let's just say I'm multifaceted.

[snakesandspiders]

Hah.

I thought I smelled blood of the most exotic kinds about you. A pleasant cocktail.

[Don't worry 'bout the smell there Gamora. He's just a freak that sniff what you ate for breakfast three years ago.]

[deadliestwoman]

So, the savage god likes what he smells. I'm flattered.

[snakesandspiders]

All praise is praise.

[deadliestwoman]

Indeed.

And does your mundane have any plans for you?

[snakesandspiders]

I am set to languish aimlessly for a time.

[Oh, look at his pout about that in the fangiest way possible.]

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[deadliestwoman]

Groot! I am glad to see you.

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

*Groot is happy to see you too!*

[deadliestwoman]

Staying out of trouble?

Hover to translate!

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[deadliestwoman]

[Oh, Rocket. Never change.]

Well, you know Rocket. He's not happy unless he's fighting...something.

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[deadliestwoman]

Yes. Strange, but always there when we're in a jam.

Have you seen Drax? Peter?