Voice Testing: Medevil Batman.

[dawnwing]

"Hm...?"

Gerome had been attending to Minerva's claws when he suddenly heard a noise nearby. He'd thought for sure that everyone had gone out to eat in a nearby village, while staying behind. This was of course backed by his need to brood alone with no one but his beloved dragon partner. Unfortunately this was not the case at all, as the one slowly approaching was none other this his irritating mundane. Sighing to himself, the armored youth adjusted his position in order to face the one now in his presence.

"Why are you here? I'm currently busy." said the knight, eyes never removing themselves from the dragon's claws.

"Well I just wanted to stop by and let you know that it's your time to shine, kid. Gonna see if I can get the hang of dreamwidth, y'know? Probably toss you in a game."

"What...?"

"A game! A place for you to interact with people in a setting! Role play---"

"I know what you are talking about."

"...Then?"

"Then what?"

"Do you wanna join a ga--"

"No."

"Oh, c'mon--"

"No."

"Too bad for you 'cause it may happen without your consent anyway! C'mon, gotta get active now, right? Otherwise, you'll just fade away into the back of my mind like the rest of 'em."

A loud huff escapes Gerome, shoulders losing their poise at the sound of being used against his will. "It's not as if I can stop you. But I better not have to be separated from Minerva. Nor will I interact with others freely. Mark my words."

"What If I join a game with your friends in it?"

"I have no friends."

Okay...
 

On Pets and Snowgoons and Not Being Real

[madeofclay]

[A shadowy figure races across the floor, skittering across and leaping to hook its little claws into Annie. There's a chitter, and suddenly a ferret's head is poking its way over her shoulder, clambering its way to drape around her neck.]

Do you think M'gasnn will let me keep it? It followed me home....[It makes a little clucking noise in her ear, and she brings a hand up to hide a little laugh.

Then the worried frown comes back.] She already bought me Christmas presents; and she's letting me stay with her and Kon... [Which is funny, because Annie actually has her own apartment. Which she never sleeps in if she can help it. It's big and lonely and dark and she has nightmares about her bed turning into Clayface and devouring her.]

...What do I tell her about the Snow Goons? [She stares at her chest. It was ripped open and stitched itself back up - she knew she was made of clay, but....]

Th-They... They ripped my chest open.... A real girl would have died.

But I'm not real. [It was a sudden reminder, after weeks of getting to pretend. again][

(no subject)

[notamundane]

Whoa! What are you doing?! I'm not even meant to be here. This is going to cause a lot of problems. You know that? I mean you're going to make people worry and I don't want... Right, calm down. That's going to be hard to do! What am I going to do? At least tell me that if nothing else. Don't leave me in the dark here.

- Clary

Typed up recent Loki history

[realitywarped]

I don't know what you're thinking. I'd rather not have my secrets lying around so openly, especially when you've also over-simplified the whole thing. You should just delete it now, really.

...I swear I will make you hear that song on a broken loop for the next year if you don't take it down.

Canon is the movie Fargo

[prettygoodcop]

Ya know, I'm not sure I quite like this idea of, y'know, bein' inside yer head and all. I'm not gonna say there's anything wrong with it or anything but it is...different, havin' someone else write and control everything I do and say. It looks to me like that Jeremy Brett is pretty popular over here, judging from how much they like Sherlock Holmes. And that one show, what's it called, with the English fella who wears the big scarf and is always on PBS. Can't you do one of those instead?

[Uh, not quite the characters you're thinking of, Marge. Vaguely late eighties setting and all that. And they're not the ones dominating my headspace right now.]

Well, I suppose it isn't my call anyway then. You seem like a nice enough young man. I bet you'll do a pretty good job of it there.

[You betcha.]

On being prepped for a Roleplayedingly reboot, and on artist's block

[dantegabrielrossetti]

Oh mun, you really do worry too much. I'm quite sure that you will have your painting ready by the deadline, and if not, well, there's always gin and beasting until it stops being such a worry. You just put in that extra time in the studio and I'm sure what you produce will be magnificent, eh?

On which note...this idea of yours about going to a place where...what was it? Oh yes, different ways of suffering every week...well, you know I've as much of a spirit of adventure as any man, thoroughly reknowned for it, and personally I think it's an absolutely fantastic opportunity, but mun, do you honestly think it's a good idea for you? Given how busy you are, I mean. Of course, I'm sure you will do magnificently whatever you do, but you know, you really are under a lot of pressure, I think it might be better all round if we...don't. Of course, I shall be utterly devastated to miss out on it, but I'm willing to make that sacrifice for the sake of your work. 

Just, you know. Think about it, hm?

the update huhuh

[mrsnipey]

It's really not that funny. Why am I the only one concerned about the fact that we might end up with our flesh being harvested? Oh, and also the fact that I still have a sword stuck through my chest.

It's... kind of inconvenient.

[He prods at the very sharp shard of metal protruding from the center of his chest.]

oh no a voicetest why

[shallwe]

I believe it is at this juncture you attempt to make a compelling argument for yourself.

Allow me to spare us both your prattle: I have better and certainly more important things to be doing with my time than appeasing your fanciful whims. As I'm sure you perhaps do as well.

So, abandon whatever notions you have at this point and let us be on our separate ways.

Canon: Kagerou Project/Kagerou Days, currently a mix of song/novels/manga canon.

[kagerous]

[ flat out, complete in a deadpan tone, a fully annoyed look on his face. ] I don't want to.

It's a bad idea, anyway. Just because you're almost caught up with backtags, it doesn't mean you have time for me and that other guy who you already have there. Especially if I can't save... Hiyori... [ "..." ] Even if those two, Takane and... Haruka are there, [ it's still weird to not call him "Konoha"... ] do you really think even Hiyori and oba-sa -- er, Momo -- would ever arrive to that place?

I can't just sit around like before! Because if... Hiyori's still... I've got to save her! [ DETERMINED!! LOOK!! Complete with a brief flash of red in his eyes. ]

-- Besides, our anime doesn't even air until April... [ well, at least it wasn't August 15th... or August 14th ] and you'll have to canon update me as it goes. You should just wait until then! ...The manga's route will probably end like that too, anyway... even if you take me from there! And you should still wait for more chapters to come out. So we can see what happens to... Hiyori. This time. So I can figure out how to save her...

[ flatly. Again. ] So, I don't want to. At least... not for a while. [ ...maybe if the manga ends like that, again. ]

[Dusting off an old muse.]

[breastpionage]

 ..."Old"?

The Hobbit (Unexpected Journey, Desolation of Smaug) | Voice testing, homeless

[riddlearth]

I wish you'd warned me to expect company. I don't suppose it can be helped now, it's just that I'm so unprepared, you see, to host guests properly. There's only the two seedcakes from this morning, and, well, I suppose there's enough tea, but it's been a day since I stocked the larder, so what am I to do if that runs short? And the tobacco, I've three quarters of a pouch, perhaps, can't say if that'll be enough. I'm sure I haven't baked enough loaves, and as for the eggs, I'm not going to think about the eggs. Really, you'd better send them all away till I've had a chance to run out for some more supplies. Perhaps if I left a note on the door?

Canon is Sports Night. Caitlin is not enthused.

[flirtyengineer]

No. Just because you're waiting for Danny does not mean you can throw me into a meme. All the ones I'm seeing are smut memes! And who would even want to smut with me, anyway? [She's blushing just talking about it.] I'm not the woman guys lust after. I'm pretty sure the idea of guys being turned on by a woman who likes sports is a myth.

Canon is Ex-Heroes

[x_dragon]

 So the new book comes out in less than a week, you've been rereading the first three and that means I'm back in your head? I can work with this but you have to do your part. Don't disappear, deciding you have too many head voices like last time. That's your fault, not mine.

On possible entry into The Box

[yuh_oh]

 What is in this box?  Larfleeze desires to know.  Is it something shiny?  Valuable?  Oh, we'd love to get our hands on something special that's been locked away for a very long time~

What? A game?  There is a game in the box?  Can you win prizes?

[Sort of.  If by 'prizes' you mean dying horribly.  He's not listening is he? Nope.]

Larfleeze has decided.  You will send Larfleeze to this box immediately!  And then everything in it will be MINE.

[App, you need an app first.]

.....You will make this app device first and THEN you will send Larfleeze to this land of treasure!

[Land of treasure? What... Yeah, okay.  Sure.]

regarding apps being submitted and possibly going to Haven

[reasonably]

So. You decide to 'pick me up' and this is what you decided to do with me?

[ He's learning fast what it's like answer to his 'mundane'. ]

I don't get it. But look. I'm not thrilled about it, but I can hold my own. I'll figure out a way to deal - I always do, don't I? [ Well - more or less, anyway. ] Just... don't do me any more favors okay?

[ Sam's not sure he can take more than this right off the bat. ]

holla

[ex_baptise352]

You know the cliche: don't bite more than you can chew.

canon is kill la kill

[derailyourthread]

It's been so long since you've come here! To think you're making your grand comeback to dear-mun all because of me!

How disgusting!

Canon is that cake one-route VN. Meet Tiramisu!

[cakeisnotlying]

This is... quite... vast a place. But, no, I can ill afford to be distracted by all of this. Where is she?

Although it does feel... nice... to not have to be in such close proximity to her to exist. All the same, I'd like to be reunited with her.

Will you help me find her?

Spoilers for 03x02

[womanwhobeatyou]

( Spoilers and insufferable smugness beneath the cut )

I finally saw it sob so late. also hi bandwagon?

[arendelles]

Sooooo, um. Glad you finally saw it? I know, I know. You can stop being so grumpy about having to wait an extra month and avoiding spoilers now. It's all totally fine now!

And I know it's kind of hard to choose between me and Elsa; I'm...well, I know I'm not really just the spare, but....you know. So, thanks. I don't suppose I can see her here? You said she was here, right? I mean, it's not exactly Arendelle but so long as we're together and she isn't shutting me out that's....that's good. Yeah.

And I'll see if I can't change your mind about taking me to one of these 'games'. I like games! Especially if Elsa wants to play. Oh, do you think they have snow? Of course they have snow. Why don't you have snow? So....we can't build a snowman?

Gloating over Australia's 5-nil win over England, hah

[bonzer]

Hahaha! We did it, we wiped the turf with those Poms at the Ashes! This is gonna be our year for sport, mate, I can feel it!

[ And Australia celebrates in style...by downing lots and lots of home-brewed beers. Seriously, mate. Why. ]


(ooc: AUSTRALIA FINALLY WON A SPORTING MATCH AGAINST SOMEONE, YEAAAAAAAH)

Casually glancing over savetheearth...

[britannicide]

You already have one application you're supposed to be finishing, if I remember correctly. Considering your past hesitance about "games", I think it would be best that you get your priorities straight before entertaining the idea of another.

[He's facepalming so hard, really mundane???]

Besides, that place sounds like entirely too much trouble.

[orly? how so?]

...

[narrowing his eyes.]

Don't make me give you a list.

PSA[gate]: The Flu

[aaron_agate]

I don't give a shit if you're all up on tagging like a mean machine, you need to take care of yourself, girl. Sleep, drink fluids, feed yourself for fuckssake. Every other meatsack in your house is down for the count so you can't be ManTough and pony up on their generosity for a mug of juice or a bite of soup or a shoulder to lean on. (On the other hand at least you don't gotta worry about infecting everyone else. Filthy bitchbastard.)

I can't believe you're making me say this. I'm gonna act all huffy and pose you a world of hurt: that string of "but my muse is quiet so I'm gonna baww!" bullshit, yeah, if you don't sleep for at least ten hours over the course of the next twelve.

That goes for the rest of you who're corporate meatsack human beings. Stop treating yourselves like shit for a lark and the lot of us aren't gonna suffer for it. Now I can't speak for everyone but you get more mileage from your fucking brains and however you wanna describe your collective creative genius if you don't run them down on being sick and stressed as fuck.

Cripes, I should start a cult or a retreat or something.

( mun finally saw the hobbit: dos! )

[wudulond]

I am happy you are happy Mundane, and while I appreciate your attention I cannot help but wonder if it would not be best placed elsewhere? I think we both know that this will not go beyond memes, from your own admission you do "not do well in games." It may be for the best to stop this now, before you become excited.

You have other characters that are more worthy of your time, and I have my own duties to attend too.

( ooc | also posted at dear_player. )

Oh dear... | canon is Aphorism

[thievings]

No. I'm not playing your foolish games.

[ There is a powerful tinge in the air--primarily because said grumpy teen has just been pulled from the world of the dead to do this. Unhappy is an understatement. ]

Re: tonight's AoS episode

[snakesonahelicarrier]

You looking at me like that isn't going to fix the situation.

Canon is Feng Shen Ji.

[imvho]

All things are as all things will be. I do not object to this situation in and of itself, but I urge you deeply to recall that the cause and the effect are balanced.

If you do stupid things, there will be consequences. Partake of my wisdom and allow me to share the truths of the universe with all those whom I can reach and we shall be stalwart companions. That I am a god and you are a human need not matter.

Peace be upon us all.

On missing the app deadline @ towerofanimus

[cruor_lilium]

Mun, why are you so upset?

It's not the end of the world; not like it's closed forever. Besides, you just got in as an different character, didn't you? Just relax and get to it next time.

Frankly, I'm thankful. I may not be a paragon for fashion sense, but that collar is ugly as sin.

((OOC: Canon is Confessions of a Teenage Vampire.))

sort of regarding Teen Wolf...sort of...

[onehellofadame]

I know you think it's funny and part of me does think there might be some merit to the idea.

But I honestly still do not understand your obsession with gathering a collection of cops that deal with supernatural shit on a daily basis. I've noticed we tend to have enough messes to clean up without mixing and matching problems that werewolves, wizards, headless horsemen, or wesen bring to the table. And you and I both know that's only the tip of the supernatural iceberg in any one of our cities.

...

In fact, there's probably a reason we're all in different cities to begin with. Even Dresden would have trouble dealing with all of those problems at once.

(no subject)

[mcjagger]

I'm really not looking for the 'everything will be okay' speech right now, mun. It's almost funny, coming from you, given how angry and annoyed you are. I guess that's better than feeling--you know.

Re: AoS 1.11

[sonofcoul]

( Potential spoilers within. )

stuff and things

[wisper]

Uh, no, it's not exactly what I'd expect, as far as animal representations of the soul go, but -- alright. I can see where you're coming from. I have to say I was on team one-and-a-half ants, personally, but I'll take this little guy gracefully.

So -- things look pretty good. Just in time for the grind, too, which, ah -- I hope won't grind too hard. I'm glad to know where I'm settled, now; it's a good place. Lots of roots in magic, lots of -- ah. Students. -- Alright, lots of business. Kids and their coffee and books, right? You keep me going until tourist season.

I think things will work out if you take them slowly. Don't worry about me, it's going fine.

F

regarding the happy events that transpired -

[diogenesclub]

( spoilers for 3x02, you know the drill )