On possible entry into The Box

[yuh_oh]

 What is in this box?  Larfleeze desires to know.  Is it something shiny?  Valuable?  Oh, we'd love to get our hands on something special that's been locked away for a very long time~

What? A game?  There is a game in the box?  Can you win prizes?

[Sort of.  If by 'prizes' you mean dying horribly.  He's not listening is he? Nope.]

Larfleeze has decided.  You will send Larfleeze to this box immediately!  And then everything in it will be MINE.

[App, you need an app first.]

.....You will make this app device first and THEN you will send Larfleeze to this land of treasure!

[Land of treasure? What... Yeah, okay.  Sure.]